Boy racers

Stopped at a pedestrian crossing on my way home to have a boy racer pull up next to me.
"Excuse me mate?"
"Yeah what's up?"
"You know you were doing, like, 30 MILES PER HOUR?!"
Awesome
If I'd've thought a bit faster, I had the perfect response:
"Yeah, I'd be going a bit faster, but it is a 30 limit"
"Excuse me mate?"
"Yeah what's up?"
"You know you were doing, like, 30 MILES PER HOUR?!"
Awesome

If I'd've thought a bit faster, I had the perfect response:
"Yeah, I'd be going a bit faster, but it is a 30 limit"
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'He is a cyclist ...i must overtake'...repeat in robotic manner
depite the fact i often knock up 32-35 on this stretch (downhill)
this encourages me to plonk mysef in the middle of the road, usually there are loads of pinch points ahead yet they will still try and chance it
Ah bless 'em. They do get impressed! I had two on a scooter tell me I was doing 25mph and they 'wouldn't want me to kick them' on the Chiswick High Street t'other day.
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Out on a training run, in a rough area..... these lads pull up next to me...start shouting........"Yay...30mph......" gave me the thumbs up and they are off..... I nearly fell off my saddle.....I was expecting a load of abuse......... :?
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Bowman Palace:R - FCN 1
Cannondale CAAD 9 - FCN 2
Premier (CX) - FCN 6
Premier (fixed/SS) - FCN3
On the way home from work on a bright sunny spring evening pulled up at a red light and spotted a couple of lads with the windows down listening to the theme from Rocky with the volume set to 11. They very enthusiastically cheered me on as I sprinted away from the lights, made my week!
It was a fair few miles out of London proper. North of Edmonton. I don't generally see other cyclists for the vast majority of my commute.
I'll go find a map and work out which one it is if you really care.
Look 695 (Geared) - FCN 1
Bowman Palace:R - FCN 1
Cannondale CAAD 9 - FCN 2
Premier (CX) - FCN 6
Premier (fixed/SS) - FCN3
Commuting / Winter rides - Jamis Renegade Expert
Pootling / Offroad - All-City Macho Man Disc
Fast rides Cannondale SuperSix Ultegra
can we once and for all get over the moped/scooter distinction
some scooters are mopeds - i.e. the legal definition 50cc or under and limited to 30mph - I have seen children running up a hill alongside a Vespa 50 taunting the rider - beating a moped is literally childsplay.
Most Scooters are over 50cc & therefore (legally classed as) motorcycles, whilst not worrying the boys on their Fireblades - a Vespa 200 will do over 80mph -
<goes off to sulk.>
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
"Exactly."
They probably think you've secretly got a motor on your bike somewhere.
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
I've learned something new today! So a moped is limited and a scooter isn't... got it.
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Once got told by a mopedder I had been doing 40 through blackfriars tunnel. Would have been nice but methinks the calibration of her speedo was a bit off.
Edit: Rally200's QI fact may explain the above
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fixed that for you
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...they always offer the same sort of amazed expression people have when they realise that bikes can actually cost more than £150.
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My first ever cycling scalp was at the age of 9 and was an invalid carriage, the parafin powered little pale blue 3 wheelers made by AC (yes the same company that made the Cobra!), they maxed out at about 20mph i think!
Simon
"27 miles per hour, go on son!"
What a great image, 1977, Jubilee Street parties, and kids in flares, snorkel parkas scalping Invalid carriages on their Choppers and Tomohawks. you've made me quite bleary eyed with nostalgia
+1
People need to be told what to do so badly they'll listen to anyone
I had it proven to me that the Specialized Singlecross has too much metal in its frame (damn heavy) when I was spinning like a loon down a hill near Overton and the flashing 30mph sign lit up. I actually shoulder checked to see if there was a car behind me setting it off but no it was the Singlecross - Kudos by signage!
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
Do those signs not work by radar? So it's more your ... erm .. cross section that counts rather than how much metal you're made of? Dunno, I may be wrong.
I think they are radar but you need a decent amount of metal or reflective material i.e. not flesh to set it off. The Singlecross has very big tubes!
edit: my Felt doesn't set it off btw.
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
Remember the roast turkey needs to be a large one.
No reason other than all turkeys should be large and juicy mmmmmm
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali