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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Aussie?
    Gay?

    surely some sort of oxymoron*

    I know, I've just alienated a whole vibrant subculture - sorry
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Greg T wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    So to whoever wears the Tanga thingys, are they good?

    You KNOW when you've been tanga'oed.

    In fairness tangas are for men who want to wear burds underwear but don't have the cojones.

    It's kind of like ice skating - yes we know it's very hard and difficult - yes you need to be very fit but it's also gayer than knickers.

    Who isn't wearing their wife's knickers? You sick loons make my skin crawl

    F*ck me that's funny :D :shock: :D :shock: :D

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Attica wrote:
    Aussie?
    Gay?

    surely some sort of oxymoron*

    I know, I've just alienated a whole vibrant subculture - sorry

    Have you ever been to Oxford Street in Sydney? Ever seen Sydney Gay Pride? Priscilla Queen of the Desert? Jason Donovan? There are some serious gay guys out in Oz. It's not all macho cattle ranch blokes in bars
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Attica wrote:
    Aussie?
    Gay?

    surely some sort of oxymoron*

    I know, I've just alienated a whole vibrant subculture - sorry

    Have you ever been to Oxford Street in Sydney? Ever seen Sydney Gay Pride? Priscilla Queen of the Desert? Jason Donovan? There are some serious gay guys out in Oz. It's not all macho cattle ranch blokes in bars

    Sorry Priscilla, it was said with my tongue firmly in my cheek (nobody else's cheek you understand)
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    Headhunter....

    It is a possibility that Attica was joking.

    Which we may have been able to figure out if the small print had not been typed by a miniature ant.......
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Don 't worry, I wasn't mortally offended on behalf of gay Australia!
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  • R_T_A
    R_T_A Posts: 488
    Man, I thought all this rucking up from "Calvins" was just something I was experiencing.

    Thanks for making me feel like part of a niche community once again. :lol:
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    so approximately one in eight of us wears their wife's thong, go figure.
    "Impressive break"

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    ...I can taste blood"
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    R_T_A wrote:
    Man, I thought all this rucking up from "Calvins" was just something I was experiencing.

    Thanks for making me feel like part of a niche community once again. :lol:

    Brothers, together we can beat this rucking scourge.
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:

    Are you, ahem, Australian?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    _Brun_ wrote:
    I think the correct term for the Calvins is trunks, them also being my preference.

    yeah that's what I roll with, but only hugo boss ones...

    it rules out all kecks as christmas presents
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  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Attica wrote:
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:

    Are you, ahem, Australian?

    If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

    Oooh, cheese-cutters. That made me laugh and wince at the same time....
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  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

    Oooh, cheese-cutters. That made me laugh and mince at the same time....

    Fixed!
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

    Oooh, cheese-cutters. That made me laugh and mince at the same time....

    Fixed!

    Er, thanks!
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  • the girlfriends G-string, anything eles and i just dont feel sexy :D
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

    Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Don't wear them.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

    Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Don't wear them.

    Thanks for clearing that up Dave
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

    Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Do wear them.

    Fixed that for you

    :wink:
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    linsen wrote:
    Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

    Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Do wear them.

    Fixed that for you

    :wink:

    :lol::lol:
  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    Attica wrote:
    Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

    Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Don't wear them.

    Thanks for clearing that up Dave

    Does Dave even wear underwear?........oh god the thought of a truckers kecks has made me a little queasy......
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Attica wrote:
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:

    Are you, ahem, Australian?

    If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

    the way you worded it gives it away.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:

    Are you, ahem, Australian?

    If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

    the way you worded it gives it away.

    Oh b0llox, well I guess the bananas out of the hammock, so to speak...
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:

    Are you, ahem, Australian?

    If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

    the way you worded it gives it away.

    Oh b0llox, well I guess the bananas out of the hammock, so to speak...

    keep it in your pants sunshine :lol:
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    I haven't got a wife or a thong :cry:

    Are you, ahem, Australian?

    If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

    the way you worded it gives it away.

    Oh b0llox, well I guess the bananas out of the hammock, so to speak...

    keep it in your pants sunshine :lol:

    Boxers actually, as mentioned earlier...
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