Pants!

attica

Aussie?
Gay?

surely some sort of oxymoron*

I know, I've just alienated a whole vibrant subculture - sorry

secretsam

Greg T wrote:

Attica wrote:

So to whoever wears the Tanga thingys, are they good?

You KNOW when you've been tanga'oed.

In fairness tangas are for men who want to wear burds underwear but don't have the cojones.

It's kind of like ice skating - yes we know it's very hard and difficult - yes you need to be very fit but it's also gayer than knickers.

Who isn't wearing their wife's knickers? You sick loons make my skin crawl

F*ck me that's funny :shock: :shock:

Headhuunter

Attica wrote:

Aussie?
Gay?

surely some sort of oxymoron*

I know, I've just alienated a whole vibrant subculture - sorry

Have you ever been to Oxford Street in Sydney? Ever seen Sydney Gay Pride? Priscilla Queen of the Desert? Jason Donovan? There are some serious gay guys out in Oz. It's not all macho cattle ranch blokes in bars

attica

Headhuunter wrote:

Attica wrote:

Aussie?
Gay?

surely some sort of oxymoron*

I know, I've just alienated a whole vibrant subculture - sorry

Have you ever been to Oxford Street in Sydney? Ever seen Sydney Gay Pride? Priscilla Queen of the Desert? Jason Donovan? There are some serious gay guys out in Oz. It's not all macho cattle ranch blokes in bars

Sorry Priscilla, it was said with my tongue firmly in my cheek (nobody else's cheek you understand)

linsen

Headhunter....

It is a possibility that Attica was joking.

Which we may have been able to figure out if the small print had not been typed by a miniature ant.......

Headhuunter

Don 't worry, I wasn't mortally offended on behalf of gay Australia!

R_T_A

Man, I thought all this rucking up from "Calvins" was just something I was experiencing.

Thanks for making me feel like part of a niche community once again.

attica

so approximately one in eight of us wears their wife's thong, go figure.

Headhuunter

I haven't got a wife or a thong

attica

R_T_A wrote:

Man, I thought all this rucking up from "Calvins" was just something I was experiencing.

Thanks for making me feel like part of a niche community once again.

Brothers, together we can beat this rucking scourge.

attica

Headhuunter wrote:

I haven't got a wife or a thong

Are you, ahem, Australian?

Clever Pun

_Brun_ wrote:

I think the correct term for the Calvins is trunks, them also being my preference.

yeah that's what I roll with, but only hugo boss ones...

it rules out all kecks as christmas presents

robmanic1

Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

Headhuunter

Attica wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

I haven't got a wife or a thong

Are you, ahem, Australian?

If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

Headhuunter

Robmanic1 wrote:

Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

Oooh, cheese-cutters. That made me laugh and wince at the same time....

robmanic1

Headhuunter wrote:

Robmanic1 wrote:

Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

Oooh, cheese-cutters. That made me laugh and mince at the same time....

Fixed!

Headhuunter

Robmanic1 wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

Robmanic1 wrote:

Interestingly, don't Australians call flip-flops thongs? (I don't know what they call thongs, probably cheese-cutters or something).

Oooh, cheese-cutters. That made me laugh and mince at the same time....

Fixed!

Er, thanks!

jimjamyaharr

the girlfriends G-string, anything eles and i just dont feel sexy

lost_in_thought

Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Don't wear them.

attica

lost_in_thought wrote:

Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Don't wear them.

Thanks for clearing that up Dave

linsen

lost_in_thought wrote:

Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Do wear them.

Fixed that for you

lost_in_thought

linsen wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Do wear them.

Fixed that for you

Bassjunkieuk

Attica wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Aussies call a thong a g-string, and flip-flops which go between your toes are thongs. The ones that don't are sandals.

Oh and the Tanga vote was me. Those banana-hammocks are hilarious. Don't wear them.

Thanks for clearing that up Dave

Does Dave even wear underwear?........oh god the thought of a truckers kecks has made me a little queasy......

Clever Pun

Headhuunter wrote:

Attica wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

I haven't got a wife or a thong

Are you, ahem, Australian?

If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

the way you worded it gives it away.

Headhuunter

Clever Pun wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

Attica wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

I haven't got a wife or a thong

Are you, ahem, Australian?

If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

the way you worded it gives it away.

Oh b0llox, well I guess the bananas out of the hammock, so to speak...

woodyonthebeach

budgie smugglers was the the one that made me laugh recently

Clever Pun

Headhuunter wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

Attica wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

I haven't got a wife or a thong

Are you, ahem, Australian?

If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

the way you worded it gives it away.

Oh b0llox, well I guess the bananas out of the hammock, so to speak...

keep it in your pants sunshine

Headhuunter

Clever Pun wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

Attica wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

I haven't got a wife or a thong

Are you, ahem, Australian?

If I were "Australian" I'm sure I'd have a thong but if I were straight I'd have a wife.... Not sure I know you all well enough to reveal which team I bat for!

the way you worded it gives it away.

Oh b0llox, well I guess the bananas out of the hammock, so to speak...

keep it in your pants sunshine

Boxers actually, as mentioned earlier...