I am completely lost for words...

fidbod

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

http://www.thelocal.se/20694.html

and

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/16/devil_girls/

What are they teaching in finishing school these days?

gb155

fidbod wrote:

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

http://www.thelocal.se/20694.html

and

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/16/devil_girls/

What are they teaching in finishing school these days?

That makes 2 of us, lost for words that it.

iclestu

fidbod wrote:

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

Tour? anyone?

gb155

iclestu wrote:

fidbod wrote:

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

Tour? anyone?

Im in

fungus_the_muffin_man

gb155 wrote:

iclestu wrote:

fidbod wrote:

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

Tour? anyone?

Im in

+1

Round here you get charged £50 for kinky stuff like that

iclestu

ok - lets go hunt those tatooed beauties down and...

and..

and..

well what are we gonna do if we find them? ask them nicely if they wouldnt mind molesting us a little bit?

Gents, dont think we have thought this through properly?

gb155

iclestu wrote:

ok - lets go hunt those tatooed beauties down and...

and..

and..

well what are we gonna do if we find them? ask them nicely if they wouldnt mind molesting us a little bit?

Gents, dont think we have thought this through properly?

I've got a fiver, I can only dream how kinky they will get once you actually PAY them

fungus_the_muffin_man

iclestu wrote:

ok - lets go hunt those tatooed beauties down and...

and..

and..

well what are we gonna do if we find them? ask them nicely if they wouldnt mind molesting us a little bit?

Gents, dont think we have thought this through properly?

I'll be on my bike, It'll be like a red cloth to a bull. They won't be able to resist me

iclestu

just realised I said "let's hunt those tatooed beauties down"

Anyone know what the odds are on them actually being beauties? I'd say roughly the same as finding a good looking lesbian anywhere outside of your 'erotic literature' collection. That'd be zero squared!

Still, I'm not fussy. Tatood? good looking? butch? bad looking? fat? thin? Manic cyclist attacking thugs? All good to me. Female and breathing does me.

Ack - who am I trying to kid? Female and still warm is more than good enough.

always_tyred

iclestu wrote:

ok - lets go hunt those tatooed beauties down and...

Imagination has just replaced evidence.

philm94

Peh .. this is clearly just some pro-cycling PR on the part of the swiss authorities.

I only hope he, er, recovers soon.

Porgy

iclestu wrote:

just realised I said "let's hunt those tatooed beauties down"

Anyone know what the odds are on them actually being beauties? I'd say roughly the same as finding a good looking lesbian anywhere outside of your 'erotic literature' collection. That'd be zero squared!

Most good looking women i meet are lesbians.



they say...

soy_sauce

Porgy wrote:

iclestu wrote:

just realised I said "let's hunt those tatooed beauties down"

Anyone know what the odds are on them actually being beauties? I'd say roughly the same as finding a good looking lesbian anywhere outside of your 'erotic literature' collection. That'd be zero squared!

Most good looking women i meet are lesbians.



they say...

i see good looking lesbians kissing each other almost everytime when i go to Priory nightclub up here. funny thing is that one of the girl i know hate that place because she always see gay guys kissing there (which i never see that in that club)..

no thats not a Gay & Lesbian club.

Deadeye Duck

soy_sauce wrote:

Porgy wrote:

iclestu wrote:

just realised I said "let's hunt those tatooed beauties down"

Anyone know what the odds are on them actually being beauties? I'd say roughly the same as finding a good looking lesbian anywhere outside of your 'erotic literature' collection. That'd be zero squared!

Most good looking women i meet are lesbians.



they say...

i see good looking lesbians kissing each other almost everytime when i go to Priory nightclub up here. funny thing is that one of the girl i know hate that place because she always see gay guys kissing there (which i never see that in that club)..

no thats not a Gay & Lesbian club.

Lets be fair here though. Usually by the time people go to priory, they've had enough to drink that they'll kiss anything that stays still long enough.

woodyonthebeach

Do you think they have perefance for Lycra or Baggies or MTB's, roadies, CX and hybrids.

This could be an interesting experiment in any case.

We all need to riding one of the above and ride past this spot on consecutive nights wait for the onslaught by these young ladies

fungus_the_muffin_man

I bet he wasn't wearing bib shorts it's a military operation just to get the old winklepicker out for a wang never mind for a bit of wahey!

biondino

When I was younger I had a decent amount of success pulling in gay clubs. Girls, that is.

fungus_the_muffin_man

I leave my pulling for in private at home. You must be confident to do it in a gay club

Deadeye Duck

biondino wrote:

When I was younger I had a decent amount of success pulling in gay clubs. Girls, that is.

It was the pink bib shorts & matching overshoes that did it, wasn't it?

DonDaddyD

So clearly there are those who believe that a man cannot be raped by a woman (of reasonable good looks)..... :shock:

benno68

biondino wrote:

When I was younger I had a decent amount of success pulling in gay clubs. Girls, that is.

I guess the trick is not to drink too much and keep your wits about you.