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lardboy wrote:God, I think I'm going to be sick...
The shed where I keep my bikes has a slug about 8cm long and 5 fat, and the thought of that thing getting squished is seriously making me queasy!
I'll retire from reading this thread for a while I think.
Obviously if you have a favourite slug you must look after it! Do not squash it!0 -
My way of taking care of it is to stay as far from the fat f*ck as possible! I have a fear of both slugs and snails and every time I go into the shed I have to make sure he's not anywhere near the bikes. He seems happy enough splashing around in the drips from the overflow from downstairs cistern, so I'm not going to move him anywhere. Mind you, my newly improvised guttering to direct the water out of the shed might mean he goes adventuring elsewhere!
Christ, I loathe that slug...Bike/Train commuter: Brompton S2L - "Machete"
12mile each way commuter: '11 Boardman CX with guards and rack
For fun: '11 Wilier La Triestina
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lardboy wrote:My way of taking care of it is to stay as far from the fat f*ck as possible! I have a fear of both slugs and snails and every time I go into the shed I have to make sure he's not anywhere near the bikes. He seems happy enough splashing around in the drips from the overflow from downstairs cistern, so I'm not going to move him anywhere. Mind you, my newly improvised guttering to direct the water out of the shed might mean he goes adventuring elsewhere!
Christ, I loathe that slug...
+1, I hate the feckers, and my gardens full of them. I've learn't by bitter experience not to go out bare foot. That feeling of slug squishing between the toes is enough to make me throw up :shock: :evil: :?pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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I did that once, I took my bike shoes off by the front gate because I don't like walking in them - ruins the cleats and soles - and walked barefoot with the bike, round the side gate and up the back garden path in the dark to the shed and trod on a slug. I felt its cold guts oozing between my toes. I put the bike away and went inside to wash the slime off my feet and it was a real job! No matter how much soap I used I coudn't get rid of the slime for quite a while.Do not write below this line. Office use only.0
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Rich158 wrote:lardboy wrote:My way of taking care of it is to stay as far from the fat f*ck as possible! I have a fear of both slugs and snails and every time I go into the shed I have to make sure he's not anywhere near the bikes. He seems happy enough splashing around in the drips from the overflow from downstairs cistern, so I'm not going to move him anywhere. Mind you, my newly improvised guttering to direct the water out of the shed might mean he goes adventuring elsewhere!
Christ, I loathe that slug...
+1, I hate the feckers, and my gardens full of them. I've learn't by bitter experience not to go out bare foot. That feeling of slug squishing between the toes is enough to make me throw up :shock: :evil: :?
I hate them too, we actually get them invading the house! , they slither under the doors (apparently they can get through tiny gaps)0 -
pllb wrote:Rich158 wrote:lardboy wrote:My way of taking care of it is to stay as far from the fat f*ck as possible! I have a fear of both slugs and snails and every time I go into the shed I have to make sure he's not anywhere near the bikes. He seems happy enough splashing around in the drips from the overflow from downstairs cistern, so I'm not going to move him anywhere. Mind you, my newly improvised guttering to direct the water out of the shed might mean he goes adventuring elsewhere!
Christ, I loathe that slug...
+1, I hate the feckers, and my gardens full of them. I've learn't by bitter experience not to go out bare foot. That feeling of slug squishing between the toes is enough to make me throw up :shock: :evil: :?
I hate them too, we actually get them invading the house! , they slither under the doors (apparently they can get through tiny gaps)
I've not had them inside but the bastards are making mincmeat of my rocket and tomato plants, along with their cousins the snails :twisted: :twisted:
God I'll be listening to gardeners question time next, when the feck did that happen :shock: :shock: :shock:pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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I once stepped on a suicidal snail that was on our back step while in my slippers. I screamed so loud that the neighbours came out thinking that there was a serious injury. Well, there was, but only to the newly homeless and fatally injured snail. I had to get my flatmate to MTFU and clean the bottom of my slippers despite her protestations.Bike/Train commuter: Brompton S2L - "Machete"
12mile each way commuter: '11 Boardman CX with guards and rack
For fun: '11 Wilier La Triestina
SS: '07 Kona Smoke with yellow bits0 -
Rich158 wrote:pllb wrote:Rich158 wrote:lardboy wrote:My way of taking care of it is to stay as far from the fat f*ck as possible! I have a fear of both slugs and snails and every time I go into the shed I have to make sure he's not anywhere near the bikes. He seems happy enough splashing around in the drips from the overflow from downstairs cistern, so I'm not going to move him anywhere. Mind you, my newly improvised guttering to direct the water out of the shed might mean he goes adventuring elsewhere!
Christ, I loathe that slug...
+1, I hate the feckers, and my gardens full of them. I've learn't by bitter experience not to go out bare foot. That feeling of slug squishing between the toes is enough to make me throw up :shock: :evil: :?
I hate them too, we actually get them invading the house! , they slither under the doors (apparently they can get through tiny gaps)
I've not had them inside but the bastards are making mincmeat of my rocket and tomato plants, along with their cousins the snails :twisted: :twisted:
God I'll be listening to gardeners question time next, when the feck did that happen :shock: :shock: :shock:
I bet when you started this thread you never expected we would end up here0 -
Oh the joy of the forum, it takes us into many dark recesses, thankfully this isn't one of thempain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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UndercoverElephant wrote:I actually have a giant African land snail as a pet, he's called Donald and is roughly a foot long when he fully stretches out.
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I think that would break my badminton racket! :shock:0