SCR summer drinks - what shall I wear?
linsen
Posts: 1,959
Black?
Red?
White?
Lycra?
Baggies?
Jeans and t-shirt?
Ballgown?
So many options, so little time to decide.....
Help me out folks.
Red?
White?
Lycra?
Baggies?
Jeans and t-shirt?
Ballgown?
So many options, so little time to decide.....
Help me out folks.
Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
0
Comments
-
Wear a comedy all-over body cast and come in a hospital bed. Otherwise people will forget your troubles and won't give you sympathy.0
-
If it's attention you are looking for old girl I think we all know the best way to get that....Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
linsen wrote:biondino wrote:Wear a comedy all-over body cast and come in a hospital bed. Otherwise people will forget your troubles and won't give you sympathy.
I like your thinking.
Attention - just give me some more attention!!
Perhaps someone can mount a trailer to their bike, then we can plonk you, cast and all, in said trailer...- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Where's the nothing option?0
-
Oh my god too many options....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Thud!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Now that I've come back too...
Let me think...
There was THAT little number, a dress, you turned up in when we did the Marlboro Loop. You asked me how you looked, I said nothing, stunned and amazed :oops:
Then you wore your favourite Marmite top during the ride (and also at the Morpeth) 8)
After the Marlboro Loop you wore a Bench T-shirt and some jeans that made you looked slightly Kurt Cobain grunge/rock chick hot..
So based on that (and stunned at how picture clear my memory is :shock: I remember everything) I'm not sure what you should wear.
How do the options make you feel Linds?
Are you sorry you asked?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Il Principe wrote:Perhaps someone can mount a trailer to their bike, then we can plonk you, cast and all, in said trailer...David
Engineered Bicycles0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
Are you sorry you asked?
I am- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Now that I've come back too...
Let me think...
There was THAT little number, a dress, you turned up in when we did the Marlboro Loop. You asked me how you looked, I said nothing, stunned and amazed :oops:
Then you wore your favourite Marmite top during the ride (and also at the Morpeth) 8)
After the Marlboro Loop you wore a Bench T-shirt and some jeans that made you looked slightly Kurt Cobain grunge/rock chick hot..
So based on that (and stunned at how picture clear my memory is :shock: I remember everything) I'm not sure what you should wear.
How do the options make you feel Linds?
Are you sorry you asked?
I am only slightly perturbed that you have a better memory for what I was wearing than I have......Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
How about all of your options (may make you a little warm), and then you could do a quick change after every lap of RP.
Personally the Ballgown is by far the most sensible option."Bed is for sleepy people.
Let's get a kebab and go to a disco."
FCN = 3 - 5
Colnago World Cup 20 -
I vote for the ballgown, with matching long gloves and a tiara in place of helmet. Sorted!0
-
linsen wrote:
I am only slightly perturbed that you have a better memory for what I was wearing than I have......
Hmph! Perturbed, perturbed! perturbed I was going for flattered...
Well I never! I'll just forget it then. There its gone..... who am I talking to again, what was I talking about...
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:linsen wrote:
I am only slightly perturbed that you have a better memory for what I was wearing than I have......
Hmph! Perturbed, perturbed! perturbed I was going for flattered...
Well I never! I'll just forget it then. There its gone..... who am I talking to again, what was I talking about...
I forgive me - I am not used to people noticing what I wear
note to self: dress more thoughtfully in future......Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
Something with a nice pinny? Then you can do your job and get the drinks.....
runs, ducks and HIDES!! :PChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
-
linsen wrote:I forgive me - I am not used to people noticing what I wear
You know what the answer is to that then don't you?
You should wear nothing at all.....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Castelli
Could there be anything else!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0