Halfway Report Card

El Imbatido
El Imbatido Posts: 144
edited July 2009 in Pro race
This from the German eurosport site: http://de.eurosport.yahoo.com/radsport/ ... r-comments . Its been fixed up a little and i got it from a poster on cyclingnews forums


So here we go;
Lance
Entered the class this year and had some problems fitting in. His achievements were surprisingly good, but he needs to work on his social behaviour. His claim for the position of class representative has evoked unrest. Bullies Alberto in front of all other students.

Alberto
Continued his extraordinary achievements from the past few years. Still has some potential to get better. Should not get too far away from the class on trips to the coast, not leave the class in the mountains without consulting with his teacher, and fight less with Lance.

Denis
Had to consult the doctor several times and was often inattentive. Can do much more, but needs to work on his concentration in the second half of the year. May be dreaming about the class trip to Rome this spring too much.

Cadel
His GPA suffered from the bad result from his group in the team work exercise. Work attitude and behaviour are exemplary.

Carlos
Class leader from 2008 is still on a high level, especially considering that his favourite subjects “mountain top finish” and “winning hard stages in the alps” have not been examined too often so far due to new school rules.

Rinaldo
Italian exchange student appears to be a teacher favourite and surprisingly has best GPA at midterm. Must thank math teacher Bruyneel, though: Because Lance and Alberto had to hand in their exercises before Rinaldo, R. could collect some more points.

Andy
Is called the professor, and many of his peers think he can skip a class. Does his homework with diligence, never disrupts the class and shows excellent behaviour. Wants to and should get better in the second part, when the Alps are on the curriculum.

Mark
Has an extremely astute processing speed and a quick tongue as well. Some think he is a wise-***, but he’s very popular in his peer group. Usually hands in his work first, but skips blackboard duty from time to time.

Fabian
Confirmed advance accolades from his Swiss boarding school in convincing fashion. Left the class in Monaco, but got back to the youth hostel on time. Earned special praise in foreign languages and will be sent to United Nations strategy game.

Tom
Trouble kid. Was sent to the school psychologist in 2008 already, and this time narrowly avoided getting kicked from school. His scholastic achievement deteriorated drastically, he fell down on the school yard a few times and eventually will be freed from physical education.

It has been fixed up a little but some still doesnt make complete sense, but you can get he gist of it. Also an advanced apology if this has already been posted.
Do you have any Therapeutic Use Exemptions?
No. Never have.
Never? What about the cortisone?
Well, obviously there was the cortisone