Swing low sweet chariot

Kieran_Burns

I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:

Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)

The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?

Roastie

On Sunday after my race we were headed straight off to see friends with a new baby. After my post-race shower, I realised that I'd forgotten to pack undies... :?

So spent the whole day bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .

Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.

R_T_A

The Australian's have a term for it which is quite apt: Free-balling :shock:

rmhodv

Just remember to be careful with your zip.

Headhuunter

I often go commando, there's nothing like the sense of freedom you get every now and then.... :roll:

woodyonthebeach

rmhodv wrote:

Just remember to be careful with your zip.

Trust me please do. It hurts like hell. I have gone to button up flies where possible

But the freedom is great. Had a few bollock incidents when in the office in shorts mind you, never seemed to end to badly mind you that's 3 women and counting in this office

Headhuunter

woodyonthebeach wrote:

rmhodv wrote:

Just remember to be careful with your zip.

Trust me please do. It hurts like hell. I have gone to button up flies where possible

But the freedom is great. Had a few bollock incidents when in the office in shorts mind you, never seemed to end to badly mind you that's 3 women and counting in this office

Yeah going commando in shorts is not such a good idea unless you're wearing short with one of those net things

Kieran_Burns

This is going to be a 'blokes' thread isn't it?


I've done the zip thing. In fact I may well have been the inspiration for the "Something about Mary" sketch... I was about 13 and had to get my mum to help. I will say no more but I have been emotionally scarred for life. :oops:

prawny

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:

Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)

The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?

For gods sake man stop being a girl and john us! :twisted:

Then you can get some chamois cream too and feel the joy mmmmmm :shock:

Kieran_Burns

prawny wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:

Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)

The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?

For gods sake man stop being a girl and john us! :twisted:

Then you can get some chamois cream too and feel the joy mmmmmm :shock:

God no. That's just the start of the rocky road to roadieum. It'll be sportives and bloody 'red zone' talk next and that's just ghey.

il_principe

Kieran_Burns wrote:

prawny wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:

Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)

The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?

For gods sake man stop being a girl and john us! :twisted:

Then you can get some chamois cream too and feel the joy mmmmmm :shock:

God no. That's just the start of the rocky road to roadieum. It'll be sportives and bloody 'red zone' talk next and that's just ghey.

Wearing boxers under bibs is GHEY.

prawny

You've already got bibshorts, you're on the slippery slope already.

Red zones pah! I always ride in the next one after that that has no name. 8)

always_tyred

It never ceases to amaze me how keen people are to contribute to a thread about testicles.


(I'm not here by the way - I'm actually reading another thread.)

Kieran_Burns

prawny wrote:

You've already got bibshorts, you're on the slippery slope already.

Red zones pah! I always ride in the next one after that that has no name. 8)

I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.

So you can stick your ladyee legs up your bum.

whyamihere

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.

So lose the undercrackers.

prawny

Kieran_Burns wrote:

prawny wrote:

You've already got bibshorts, you're on the slippery slope already.

Red zones pah! I always ride in the next one after that that has no name. 8)

I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.

So you can stick your ladyee legs up your bum.

I can't, they are far too mighty as I can train harder because boxers don't slow me down :P

King Donut

Roastie wrote:

On Sunday after my race we were headed straight off to see friends with a new baby. After my post-race shower, I realised that I'd forgotten to pack undies... :?

So spent the whole day bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .

Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.

Yeah, embrace it KB! I don't wear bibshorts but isn't the idea to wear them without pants anyway?

I forgot mine at football once. Was coming on as sub and the ref was shouting from the middle of the pitch "where's your pants, you can't play without pants". I was standing there wondering: a) if there's actually a rule about playing football without pants on; and b) how he could tell. So I innocently shouted back "why do I have to wear pants?"...

Turns out he'd actually said "pads" - I'd forgotten to put my shinpads on. Post match beers were on me.

blu3cat

I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.

Go to sainsburys and get some studded (on the inside) rubber shorts for the day then.

Kieran_Burns

blu3cat wrote:

I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.

Go to sainsburys and get some studded (on the inside) rubber shorts for the day then.

They sell them? Which section would that be??? :shock: You mean S&M DOESN'T mean Sales and Merchandise? Oh God what have I been doing?

Agent57

Hmmm, now you've all got me wanting to nip to the bogs at work and whip my undercrackers off. Feel the freedom!

Kieran_Burns

Agent57 wrote:

Hmmm, now you've all got me wanting to nip to the bogs at work and whip my undercrackers off. Feel the freedom!

For Christs sake remember to put your trousers on again afterwards! :shock:

woodyonthebeach

this is going to turn into something similar to women burning their bra's.........

Agent57

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Agent57 wrote:

Hmmm, now you've all got me wanting to nip to the bogs at work and whip my undercrackers off. Feel the freedom!

For Christs sake remember to put your trousers on again afterwards! :shock:

LOL, yeah. Don't want the girls in the office thinking a snake has escaped!

Kieran_Burns

Could be some interestingly coloured flames if people haven't changed their kecks recently

biondino

Roastie wrote:

bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .

Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.

Does bumming still mean what it meant when I was at school? :shock:

Kieran_Burns

biondino wrote:

Roastie wrote:

bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .

Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.

Does bumming still mean what it meant when I was at school? :shock:

I was REALLY trying to avoid that comment / thought... especially with the admission that he had no underwear on....

DonDaddyD

Wear nothing under bibs or shorts. That's just ghey, the lycra holds everything in place anyway so what's the point....

If I've forgotten my undercrakers I just rock and roll commando. Sometimes I go commando for the sheer thrill of it!

Gotta watch that zip and wet penny in the pocket though....

andy83

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:

Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)

The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?[/quote

i had the same mindset as you thinking no way can go commando but couple of weeks ago when i plunged into the commandoness i havent looked back since

honestly its soooooooooo much better and you feel a lot more free lol

only down side is when your changed at work and waiting for other staff to come in to take over shift and your standing there talking to females knowing your comando and they can prob see it all :oops:

DonDaddyD

andy83 wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:

Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)

The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?

i had the same mindset as you thinking no way can go commando but couple of weeks ago when i plunged into the commandoness i havent looked back since

honestly its soooooooooo much better and you feel a lot more free lol

only down side is when your changed at work and waiting for other staff to come in to take over shift and your standing there talking to females knowing your comando and they can prob see it all :oops:

I like it when women look at my man cannon.

When Greg T does it, not so much... :?