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Kieran_Burns
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I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?
Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
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On Sunday after my race we were headed straight off to see friends with a new baby. After my post-race shower, I realised that I'd forgotten to pack undies... :?
So spent the whole day bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .
Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.David
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Just remember to be careful with your zip.0
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I often go commando, there's nothing like the sense of freedom you get every now and then.... :roll:Do not write below this line. Office use only.0
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rmhodv wrote:Just remember to be careful with your zip.
Trust me please do. It hurts like hell. I have gone to button up flies where possible
But the freedom is great. Had a few bollock incidents when in the office in shorts mind you, never seemed to end to badly mind you that's 3 women and counting in this officeThe doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now0 -
woodyonthebeach wrote:rmhodv wrote:Just remember to be careful with your zip.
Trust me please do. It hurts like hell. I have gone to button up flies where possible
But the freedom is great. Had a few bollock incidents when in the office in shorts mind you, never seemed to end to badly mind you that's 3 women and counting in this office
Yeah going commando in shorts is not such a good idea unless you're wearing short with one of those net thingsDo not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
This is going to be a 'blokes' thread isn't it?
I've done the zip thing. In fact I may well have been the inspiration for the "Something about Mary" sketch... I was about 13 and had to get my mum to help. I will say no more but I have been emotionally scarred for life. :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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Kieran_Burns wrote:I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?
For gods sake man stop being a girl and john us! :twisted:
Then you can get some chamois cream too and feel the joy mmmmmm :shock:Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?
For gods sake man stop being a girl and john us! :twisted:
Then you can get some chamois cream too and feel the joy mmmmmm :shock:
God no. That's just the start of the rocky road to roadieum. It'll be sportives and bloody 'red zone' talk next and that's just ghey.Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Kieran_Burns wrote:prawny wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?
For gods sake man stop being a girl and john us! :twisted:
Then you can get some chamois cream too and feel the joy mmmmmm :shock:
God no. That's just the start of the rocky road to roadieum. It'll be sportives and bloody 'red zone' talk next and that's just ghey.
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You've already got bibshorts, you're on the slippery slope already.
Red zones pah! I always ride in the next one after that that has no name. 8)Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:You've already got bibshorts, you're on the slippery slope already.
Red zones pah! I always ride in the next one after that that has no name. 8)
I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.
So you can stick your ladyee legs up your bum.Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2012 Felt F65X
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Kieran_Burns wrote:I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.0
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Kieran_Burns wrote:prawny wrote:You've already got bibshorts, you're on the slippery slope already.
Red zones pah! I always ride in the next one after that that has no name. 8)
I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.
So you can stick your ladyee legs up your bum.
I can't, they are far too mighty as I can train harder because boxers don't slow me down :PSaracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
Vitus Sentier VRS - 20170 -
Roastie wrote:On Sunday after my race we were headed straight off to see friends with a new baby. After my post-race shower, I realised that I'd forgotten to pack undies... :?
So spent the whole day bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .
Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.
Yeah, embrace it KB! I don't wear bibshorts but isn't the idea to wear them without pants anyway?
I forgot mine at football once. Was coming on as sub and the ref was shouting from the middle of the pitch "where's your pants, you can't play without pants". I was standing there wondering: a) if there's actually a rule about playing football without pants on; and b) how he could tell. So I innocently shouted back "why do I have to wear pants?"...
Turns out he'd actually said "pads" - I'd forgotten to put my shinpads on. Post match beers were on me.0 -
I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.
Go to sainsburys and get some studded (on the inside) rubber shorts for the day then."Bed is for sleepy people.
Let's get a kebab and go to a disco."
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blu3cat wrote:I am a CX rider, and therefore a collosal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me I'll do anything TO anything.
Go to sainsburys and get some studded (on the inside) rubber shorts for the day then.
They sell them? Which section would that be??? :shock: You mean S&M DOESN'T mean Sales and Merchandise? Oh God what have I been doing?Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Hmmm, now you've all got me wanting to nip to the bogs at work and whip my undercrackers off. Feel the freedom!0
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Agent57 wrote:Hmmm, now you've all got me wanting to nip to the bogs at work and whip my undercrackers off. Feel the freedom!
For Christs sake remember to put your trousers on again afterwards! :shock:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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this is going to turn into something similar to women burning their bra's.........The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now0
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Agent57 wrote:Hmmm, now you've all got me wanting to nip to the bogs at work and whip my undercrackers off. Feel the freedom!
For Christs sake remember to put your trousers on again afterwards! :shock:
LOL, yeah. Don't want the girls in the office thinking a snake has escaped!0 -
Could be some interestingly coloured flames if people haven't changed their kecks recentlyChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Roastie wrote:bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .
Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.
Does bumming still mean what it meant when I was at school? :shock:0 -
biondino wrote:Roastie wrote:bumming around Winchester commando :oops: .
Wasn't all that bad, truth be told.
Does bumming still mean what it meant when I was at school? :shock:
I was REALLY trying to avoid that comment / thought... especially with the admission that he had no underwear on....Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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Wear nothing under bibs or shorts. That's just ghey, the lycra holds everything in place anyway so what's the point....
If I've forgotten my undercrakers I just rock and roll commando. Sometimes I go commando for the sheer thrill of it!
Gotta watch that zip and wet penny in the pocket though....Food Chain number = 4
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Kieran_Burns wrote:I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?[/quote
i had the same mindset as you thinking no way can go commando but couple of weeks ago when i plunged into the commandoness i havent looked back since
honestly its soooooooooo much better and you feel a lot more free lol
only down side is when your changed at work and waiting for other staff to come in to take over shift and your standing there talking to females knowing your comando and they can prob see it all :oops:0 -
andy83 wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:I forgot my bleeding change of underwear for the first time today :oops:
Mind you... the sense of freedom is rather refreshing 8)
The question is: do I go to Sainsburys to get replacement undercrackers or dare the bibshorts commando?
i had the same mindset as you thinking no way can go commando but couple of weeks ago when i plunged into the commandoness i havent looked back since
honestly its soooooooooo much better and you feel a lot more free lol
only down side is when your changed at work and waiting for other staff to come in to take over shift and your standing there talking to females knowing your comando and they can prob see it all :oops:
I like it when women look at my man cannon.
When Greg T does it, not so much... :?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0