top 5 smashes....!!!!!!!

xstrathyx
xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
edited July 2009 in The Crudcatcher
Ok you might be thinking actual crashes here!!!!!!

well what i mean who would be your top 5 women to smash round the bedroom (alas i am in my last few weeks of being single) suppose can still look, just not touch.

Well, here goes.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Megan Fox
3. Cheryl Cole/Tweedy
4. Christina Milian
5 Edith Bowman (i dunno why either, but i reckon she'd be "fun"

Lady cyclists you can have a top 5 men if you like, or if your "open minded" a top 5 women too :D

Comments

  • Fully
    Fully Posts: 257
    I'm probably going to look a bit old or stuck in the past here but here goes;

    1. Mila Jovovic
    2. Mena Suvari
    3. Kate Beckinsale
    4. Neve Campbell
    5. Rachel McAdams
    Forget your heart, it's your bank i wanna break, it's just yer money i'm after baby...

    A Few Pics
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    How can you be sure you are "in your last few weeks of being single"?
    Have you ordered a russian bride, and are awaiting delivery of a large crate or something?
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    am getting married in cyprus on the 19th August mate

    How can you be sure you are "in your last few weeks of being single"?
    Have you ordered a russian bride, and are awaiting delivery of a large crate or something?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Well you're not single then?!?
    You're not one of "US" :lol:
  • fourcrossjohn
    fourcrossjohn Posts: 2,500
    not in any order

    megan fox
    milla jovovich
    ammanda tapping
    ammanda bynes
    victoria pendleton
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
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  • fourcrossjohn
    fourcrossjohn Posts: 2,500
    the pics i have are nsfw
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    the pics i have are nsfw
    That's OK I'm not at work :lol:
  • fourcrossjohn
    fourcrossjohn Posts: 2,500
    i can not be responsible for pictures of that nature beiing hosted on such a fine wensite such as this


    i'll put them on what mtb instead :lol:
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    hayley williams
    kate beckinsale
    natalie portman
    kiera kneightley
    megan fox
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    megan fox (HOT!)
    Christina Aguilera (Dirty b1tch)
    Olsen Twins (count as one :D )
    Shakira (Flexible)
    Jeniffer Ellison (Hot, Dirty and flexible. she'd need to be gagged though :wink: )
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    In no particular order

    Charlise Theron
    Olga Kurylenko
    Emily Scott
    Megan Fox
    Angelina Jolie
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  • DC01
    DC01 Posts: 333
    Jennifer Ellison
    Kara Tointon
    Fergie from Black Eyed Peas
    Alesha Dixon
    Kate Garraway (What a MILF)

    In any order or all at one time :shock: :shock: :lol:
  • GTi-R23
    GTi-R23 Posts: 175
    DC01 wrote:
    Jennifer Ellison
    Kara Tointon
    Fergie from Black Eyed Peas
    Alesha Dixon
    Kate Garraway (What a MILF)

    In any order or all at one time :shock: :shock: :lol:

    GOOD tase mate!! I'd have to agree on all of them.

    Oh and by the way, this thread is useless without pics, so I'll start us off

    fergie-picture-3.jpg
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
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    hayley williams btw for those not in the know. she is absolute rock perfection :D
  • mongoosed
    mongoosed Posts: 315
    deirdrie from coronation street
    olive from on the buses
    supernanny
    ferne brittain
    angela ripon
  • docker0141
    docker0141 Posts: 605
    all of girls aloud..... at once :lol:
  • andy46
    andy46 Posts: 1,666
    keeley hazell
    kimberly walsh
    megan fox
    christina aguilera
    elizabeth hurley
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  • keeko
    keeko Posts: 129
    1. Cheryl Cole

    2. Anything from Playboy

    3. Anything from Men Only

    4 Anything from a shampoo advert

    5.Most chicks that do the weather
    ...the system......you can`t beat it.
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    lawman wrote:
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    hayley williams btw for those not in the know. she is absolute rock perfection :D

    Agreed - lovely

    good music too
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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    yer the music is good not too sure on the new single tho :?
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    well 2 of the definites would be jessica alba and meagan fox.

    is emma watson from harry potter wrong? she is 19 now!!!! :shock:
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    yer she's accectable as long as you're less than 30 :lol: luckily im 17 :D

    my revised list

    hayley williams
    charlize theron
    emma watson
    megan fox
    kate beckinsale
  • xtreem
    xtreem Posts: 2,965
  • DC01
    DC01 Posts: 333
    Defo Katy Perry +1. Didnt have room on my list for her. Wanted to mix it up a bit with a MILF hence Kate Garraway. I wonder if peoples top five would be the same with a few beers in the mix clouding up judgement. :lol: Iknow mine would be totally diff!!!
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    lawman wrote:
    yer the music is good not too sure on the new single tho :?

    New single? Whats it called?
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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    ignorance i do believe

    you can hear it here - http://www.myspace.com/paramore
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    Thanks lawman. Had a listen, thinks its pretty good
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