Collective nouns for bike "tribes"

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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    A pile of festering cr@p.

    (I am talking about scooters. Sorry. They just seemed to get on my t1ts a bit more than usual this morning.)
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    a wobble of bromptons?
  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    an eyesore of (hi-viz wearing) commuters?

    a bounce of BSOs
  • Sea_Green_Incorruptible
    Sea_Green_Incorruptible Posts: 431
    A beard of recumbants?
  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    I was thinking of a beard of tourers...
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    a ridicule of recumbants
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    A sandal of tourers
    A saddlebag of Audaxers
    A basket of shoppers
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    A suit of Bromptons ?
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    A disaster of Apollos
    My Focus / My Bob Jackson
    Blog (incl. bikes)
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    A failure of Cervelos
    An accountant of Ridgebacks
    My Focus / My Bob Jackson
    Blog (incl. bikes)
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    How about a stench of couriers?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    A schlong of Wiliers.
  • simon_ramsey
    simon_ramsey Posts: 116
    A Barrage of Bromptons - they have the same affect - slowing us fighter bombers down :)
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    A rash of RLJ'ers
    A struggle of sportive'rs
    A topple of penny farthings
    A two-by-two of tandems
    A scalp of commuters
    An encircle of trackies


    And two for the winter....

    An invisibility of no-lighters
    A streak of no-mudguarders

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