Ullrich Quote

pottssteve
pottssteve Posts: 4,069
edited July 2009 in The bottom bracket
Hiya,
Can anyone supply me with the full quote from der Kaiser which begins, "The cycling is pain", please?

Thanks!
Steve
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    "The cycling is pain. The cycling is soul crushing pain. The cycling is meant to make mothers weep, to make children scream, to crush the souls of the weak. The cycling is not spin class. Sure the Jan could ride a gear that is being the size of a tea cup, like Marinara Boy Basso, but the Jan is not here to dance. The Jan is here to reap." - Jan Ullrich
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Thank you, shocked. I couldn't remember whose sig. it was, but I thought it had changed.

    Vielen Danke!
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • mhuk
    mhuk Posts: 327
    Great quote- not heard that one before.
    Scott Scale
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    not sure I understand it - sounds like a candidate for Private Eye's 'pseuds corner'.....
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    Not Jan - came from a MySpace page called "KaiserJan", IIRC which was full of similar musings which made him sound like a Germanic Chuck Norris.
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    I thought you mean Lars Ulrich... the drumming is pain... :lol:
  • Billios
    Billios Posts: 96
    Chuck Norris is being a big pussie compared to Der Jan.

    "The Jan is being a simple man. The Jan takes in schnitzel and beer, and outputs death and pain. It is being that simple."

    For more entertainment http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuse ... 033&page=2

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