Sperm

benneally

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8124458.stm

Uh oh. I did just over 250km this last week...on a MTB!! No children for me

cgarossi

Don't think you need to worry unless you're over doing it.

cat_with_no_tail

I already have 2 kids and don't want any more. Looks like another excuse for me to get out on the bike more

<Runs off to show that article to the wife and use it as justification to spend more money on the bike>

bomberesque

I already have 2 cats and Mrs B has 25 kids every day (she's a teacher) so I'm fine with thin spermz

cat_with_no_tail

Tbh, if you are doing over 300km per week, you will most likely not have any time or energy for any babymaking anyway.

Especially the roadies. Inbetween doing all those miles and shaving their legs.

Not to mention all the time spent pumping themselves up on 'roids, leaving them with a limp noodle anyway.

dazoo666

Ahhhh it's all scaremongering. My mate does tri & biathlons and has been an avid cyclist (both road & mtb) for a long time. He currently has 2 kids with a 3rd on the way.

cgarossi

Are they his tho ?

RealMan

Why do you think saddles have grooves in the middle? Its to stop the saddle crushing the tube(?) that carries sperm.

cgarossi

I think you'll find thats called the vas differens.

For me its a matter of circulation. I can't ride my Scott without having numb nuts after a few miles.

Saddles with a slight gap in them are best.

KonaMike

I am 34 and have 2 kids so my Sperm can retire whenever it wants

lawman

hmmmm i dont do 300km a week but im only 17 :shock:

rather worryed now :shock:

boogercj

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm

Better stop riding and start tugging :P

lawman

wow and excuse to masterbate awesome

Runoutofgears

There was only one way this thread was ever going to go :roll:

lawman

sorry to lower the tone lol

Kiblams

Surely this is more of a worry for road bikers? Am I the only one who spends most of his time offroading out of the saddle anyway?

DrWorm

I spent most of my youth either cycling or in front of old CRT TV screens playing computer games so my sperm probably died long ago.

R.I.P.

Anonymous

Kiblams wrote:

Surely this is more of a worry for road bikers? Am I the only one who spends most of his time offroading out of the saddle anyway?

That's what I was thinking. When I'm actually in riding form, the only time I sit down is when climbing a long hill. I got to the point last year where I could ride 40 or so Km without sitting down, found that running helps this too.

bikeperson45

Another advantage of trials!
No seat bikes fot the win

dazoo666

cgarossi wrote:

Are they his tho ?

As far as I know