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More than 186 Miles a week messes with your little Swimmers

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  • nolfnolf Posts: 2,016
    Well I'm screwed, I'm clocking about 250 a week atm.

    At least I haven't got a girlfriend!

    :cry::cry::cry::cry:
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    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • nolf wrote:
    Well I'm screwed, I'm clocking about 250 a week atm.

    At least I haven't got a girlfriend!

    :cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Sorry to hear that, you can have one of mine if you like.
    Hello,

    My name is Maria. I am looking for a new friend.
    Write me at : [email protected]

    Hope to hear you soon.. Maria.
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,806
    Glad I've had the snip. :wink:

    Mind you if I'd known this snippet (pun intended) of info I could have saved my time. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • And here's me think'n I'm 'firing blanks'
  • 18921892 Posts: 1,592
    Well, it gives us a get out, all we need to say is it can't be mine I'm a cyclist :lol:
    But if your misses tells you she expecting, kick her out, she's been sleeping with somebody else :lol:
    Justice for the 96
  • mmitchell88mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    Since I'm nowhere near being an 'elite' cyclist (as per the article), I'll assume I have nothing to worry about!

    Not to worry - as I have two under the age of two I never go cycling now anyway. This place is the nearest I ever get... :(
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  • on the roadon the road Posts: 5,631
    The study was done by a woman. Maybe she was dumped for a beautiful blond and she's taking it out on all men. :lol:
  • antflyantfly Posts: 3,448
    This is old news and some evidence shows the opposite, cycling a lot certainly doesn`t seem to stop the Chinese from reproducing anyway.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • BarkiesnakeBarkiesnake Posts: 244
    Thank God for that, i can barely cope with the 4 i've got now :?
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  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,889
    No amount of cycling would stop mine. Man, they could swim through brick wallls they're so strong.

    My kids are going to be so lucky to pick up my DNA, I'd be jealous if I weren't me.

    8) 8)
  • johnfinch wrote:
    No amount of cycling would stop mine. Man, they could swim through brick wallls they're so strong.

    My kids are going to be so lucky to pick up my DNA, I'd be jealous if I weren't me.

    8) 8)

    Sounds like a challenge. Shall we say 2pm outside Holloway prison? 2 dozen unexplained pregnancies? I think David Blaine has met his match.
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • Harry BHarry B Posts: 1,239
    hasn't Lance just had another kid?
  • BigG67BigG67 Posts: 582
    ...phew....I'm OK I only do 186 miles/week; never any more than that.... :wink:
  • on the roadon the road Posts: 5,631
    Well, have sex everyday and you'll be fine :lol:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm
  • nick hansonnick hanson Posts: 1,655
    Having the snip after our third child rather messed up my little swimmers!
    so many cols,so little time!
  • mac111051mac111051 Posts: 92
    Only started cycling because I thought someone said it would make you important
  • nick hansonnick hanson Posts: 1,655
    mac111051 wrote:
    Only started cycling because I thought someone said it would make you important
    :lol:
    so many cols,so little time!
  • 18921892 Posts: 1,592
    Well, have sex everyday and you'll be fine :lol:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm

    Great idea, just need a woman now :lol:
    Justice for the 96
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