Bibshorts and Vest ..... No

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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    I ride a CX bike. I almost HAVE to wear pants.

    Marks and Spencer Y-Fronts would be best.

    I have an idea. You are obviously squeamish about not wearing things under other things. To solve this, try wearing some bib shorts under your pants.

    If its more comfortable, ditch the pants.

    :lol: Or try the mtb baggies over cycle shorts route...
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    If there is an award for Thread Stealing. I think I just won it :wink:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • andy83
    andy83 Posts: 1,558
    I'm NOT going commando under my bibs :shock: :oops:

    s'not my fault you lot are all worried about a VPL.... :? :lol:

    Seriously - do you not chafe?

    there was me saying how i never chafe so went off to work yesterday and you guessed it, chaffed like mad and walking round work like i pooped myself all day

    so today i decided to brave it and go commando and wow what a difference. Kieran you must try it, its so much more comfortable

    think on tuesday when i get paid part of my monthly wiggle order will be some chamois cream lol
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    I wear pants under my pants with pants on top of the pants

    I weigh 8 stone and have 36" waist
    :?
    ...so if a warrant was out for your arrest,
    "When not travelling on their bike, the suspect walks like John Wayne & has a glow-in-the-dark ass. People are advised to approach with caution, as the suspect may be armed with many pairs of y-fronts." :shock:

    I don't rate your chances of staying at-large for too long there! :lol:
    Cycling weakly
  • skyd0g wrote:
    I wear pants under my pants with pants on top of the pants

    I weigh 8 stone and have 36" waist
    "When not travelling on their bike, the suspect walks like John Wayne & has a glow-in-the-dark ass. People are advised to approach with caution, as the suspect may be armed with many pairs of y-fronts." :shock:

    +1

    Haven't laughed as hard as I did when I read this in a long time!
    FCN: 8

    "This is what hydrogen does given space and 13 billion years"
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I do not have a glow in the dark arse. There may be some toxic by-products from my vegetarian diet but these are the concern of the local water suppliers (and maybe the odd 3 eyed wild-life near the sewerage farm). The faint green glow cannot be attributed to JUST me....

    and yes there was that whole 'exploding-farts-due-to-heat-build-up' incident but it was a one off and the lady responded well to plastic surgery and psychiatric care.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    "Earlier reports that the suspects bicycle was in need of urgent maintainance have now been discounted. There were early reports of a high-pitched squeaking noise that was thought to be eminating from the suspects big ring, however it has now been confirmed that these noises occur whenever the suspect moves, whether on their bicycle or not." :shock:
    Cycling weakly