Bibshorts and Vest ..... No

tardington

Always Tyred wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I ride a CX bike. I almost HAVE to wear pants.

Marks and Spencer Y-Fronts would be best.

I have an idea. You are obviously squeamish about not wearing things under other things. To solve this, try wearing some bib shorts under your pants.

If its more comfortable, ditch the pants.

Or try the mtb baggies over cycle shorts route...

Kieran_Burns

If there is an award for Thread Stealing. I think I just won it

andy83

Il Principe wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I'm NOT going commando under my bibs :shock: :oops:

s'not my fault you lot are all worried about a VPL.... :?

Seriously - do you not chafe?

there was me saying how i never chafe so went off to work yesterday and you guessed it, chaffed like mad and walking round work like i pooped myself all day

so today i decided to brave it and go commando and wow what a difference. Kieran you must try it, its so much more comfortable

think on tuesday when i get paid part of my monthly wiggle order will be some chamois cream lol

skyd0g

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I wear pants under my pants with pants on top of the pants

I weigh 8 stone and have 36" waist

:?
...so if a warrant was out for your arrest,
"When not travelling on their bike, the suspect walks like John Wayne & has a glow-in-the-dark ass. People are advised to approach with caution, as the suspect may be armed with many pairs of y-fronts." :shock:

I don't rate your chances of staying at-large for too long there!

barriecusvein

skyd0g wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I wear pants under my pants with pants on top of the pants

I weigh 8 stone and have 36" waist

"When not travelling on their bike, the suspect walks like John Wayne & has a glow-in-the-dark ass. People are advised to approach with caution, as the suspect may be armed with many pairs of y-fronts." :shock:

+1

Haven't laughed as hard as I did when I read this in a long time!

Kieran_Burns

I do not have a glow in the dark arse. There may be some toxic by-products from my vegetarian diet but these are the concern of the local water suppliers (and maybe the odd 3 eyed wild-life near the sewerage farm). The faint green glow cannot be attributed to JUST me....

and yes there was that whole 'exploding-farts-due-to-heat-build-up' incident but it was a one off and the lady responded well to plastic surgery and psychiatric care.

skyd0g

"Earlier reports that the suspects bicycle was in need of urgent maintainance have now been discounted. There were early reports of a high-pitched squeaking noise that was thought to be eminating from the suspects big ring, however it has now been confirmed that these noises occur whenever the suspect moves, whether on their bicycle or not." :shock: