Santa Clause failed

redvee

Imagine the poor kid on Christmas Day when his bike isn't in the house but stuck on the top of the chimney cause Santa couldn't get it down the chimney.



Found this on a rooftop in Bath today on my travels.

Northwind

"Hey Santa claus you ****!
Where's me ****ing bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ****ing letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ****ing bike."

Hercule Q

^^^^^brilliant song, last christmas we played it on the jukebox so much it came on the playlist for a month