Dear Deidre...

itboffin
itboffin Posts: 20,064
edited June 2009 in Commuting chat
My partner has taken to spending hours on end day after day in the shed dressed in skin tight lycra with an unhealthy stock of baby wipes, should I be worried...?
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    So this IS you!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46f8nK50o84
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46f8nK50o84

    Honestly - where do people find these links? and what were they looking for at the time? :shock:
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    It's a little scary isn't it? :lol:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • fossyant
    fossyant Posts: 2,549
    Yup !!!!! :shock:
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    Dear Mrs Boffin,

    This is a suprisingly common phase for middle aged men to go through. I am afraid that you may find that he is also shaving his legs. Don't be alarmed; this hormonal phase will pass and soon he will be back to the hairy oaf with no regard for his appearance that you fell in love with.

    Deidre
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    iclestu wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46f8nK50o84

    Honestly - where do people find these links? and what were they looking for at the time? :shock:

    Adult diapers - all very logical: ITBoffin, Shed, Baby Wipes. Cycling.

    Need I say more?

    and it IS him in the vid isn't it?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Dear D

    I'm having increasingly bad thoughts...

    Everytime I'm out on my bike now I keep thinking mmmm those legs of mine are very hairy wouldn't they look nice all smooth and shiny

    Also the man sitting in front of me on the train is checking out my head to toe full castelli number just a little too much for my liking.. Do you think he's ghey?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Dear D

    the following is a funny but true event

    Mini itboffin was playing with my shoe balls earlier & said 'mm daddy's balls smell nice-i wish my hands smelt like daddy's balls'!!

    Where do I start with that reply?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • doog442
    doog442 Posts: 370
    whats funny about it :?:

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