Im devastated, my girlfriend has just left me.. :-(

Mr Wu
Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
edited June 2009 in The Crudcatcher
for the weekend! shes back on sunday night.

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She's gonna miss a weekend of cycling, beer and dancing round the front room in her pants! More beer, cycling in her pants, more cycling in beer with no pants! WOOHOO!

Who's joining me with a cold pre-arranged can from the fridge!

Viva la Weekend!
My Girlfriend...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    :lol::lol:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Sorry doing the washing.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Pots / Clothes / Bike / or Balls?
    My Girlfriend...

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    edited June 2009
    clothes

    but as it is national Swedish falling over day. I may as well crack one open.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    it won't be balls


    how do you know its your turn to do the washing?


    look in your pants...if you've got a penis its not your fucking turn :wink:
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Yay!

    So theres two of us on it already.

    Who else is up to bat?
    My Girlfriend...

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  • Graydawg
    Graydawg Posts: 673
    My missus is not leaving me for the weekend - in fact I'm grounded!

    Wants to spend time as a "family" .... lol ..... Blooming fathers day!! lolol :wink::lol:
    It's been a while...
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Ah! Bad luck mate

    So glad I always shoot over her face, save all them mishaps... Kids i think people call them :-)

    You can still have a beer though right?
    My Girlfriend...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I will be stepping up to bat shortly...just got to get away from work first


    I do have a cheeky stash though :wink:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    jstock wrote:
    I will be stepping up to bat shortly...just got to get away from work first


    I do have a cheeky stash though :wink:

    so so tempted to edit that.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    do it nick


    i'm dying to know what the edition will be :wink:


    I can only imagine the words "for the other team" making a difference :lol:
  • Graydawg
    Graydawg Posts: 673
    Oh yes - several Beers will be getting consumed this evening - and then tomorrow of course!! that goes without saying!!! 8)

    Just no biking this weekend - Dunno what I'll do! :shock:
    It's been a while...
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    jstock wrote:
    I will be stepping up to bat shortly...just got to get away from work first


    I do have a cheeky tash though :wink:
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Funny you should mention that Nick,

    On my life I sent this message to one of my mates this afternoon

    Me :"Theres alot of women with Tash's in town, like an actual furry lip, WTF is that about"

    Her "Latest Trend everyones got them"

    Me "Its rank. Saying that though i did once go out with a bird that had hairy norks"

    Her "You didnt need to share that"

    Me: "Neither did she, I brought her a venus when we split up"

    Her "Ouch"
    My Girlfriend...

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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    many a beer and vodka and coke will consumed tonite as the weekly friday house party comenses...... oh i love college. beer, pole dancing girls, xbox, guitar hero what more could a man want and im off to llandegla on sunday then edinbrough film festival on monday ...... which means even more booze hazaaarr
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    right time to open another.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,781
    i may end up being messy again this weekend and decide its a good idea to go for a nite ride with no lights again in my pants, its a good way to get arrested.

    mr wu i'm gonna get kablammo
    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Im going to get bungalow'd :-)
    My Girlfriend...

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    just cracked open another.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    nicklouse wrote:
    jstock wrote:
    I will be stepping up to bat shortly...just got to get away from work first


    I do have a cheeky tash though :wink:


    even better :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    looks like it could be a sleazy drunken night in at bikeradar

    popping the first now :D
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Couple of lagers for me. Went out last night, feeling a bit delicate today!
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  • cambo
    cambo Posts: 125
    litre of jd, 20 rips at tesco.

    :D :shock: :D :shock: 8)
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,781
    WHOOOOO HOOOOOOO beer o clock!!!!! many a drunken russian s been drizzled now i want a nite ride!!!!
    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • SpinningJenny
    SpinningJenny Posts: 889
    this makes great reading the next day - thanks guys! laughed so much I woke up the other half! :lol::lol::lol:
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    Homer Simpson: “I wish. We were bicycling to a lake.”

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  • SleepyLea
    SleepyLea Posts: 127
    So who's up for breakfast beer????
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Yep im on it!

    Just got up five mins ago.

    Decided that sitting at home wasnt good enough so popped out round a few locals with my mate and decided to hit the curry house at 12:50! Best lamb korma and garlic cheese naan ive ever had. Trouble is i now smell like garlic eating camel.
    My Girlfriend...

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Mmm "found" a Xmas pud in the cupboard last night.

    will be slicing and frying it with some bacon in a bit.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    nicklouse wrote:
    Mmm "found" a Xmas pud in the cupboard last night.

    will be slicing and frying it with some bacon in a bit.

    You're a sick sick man nicklouse :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    nicklouse wrote:
    Mmm "found" a Xmas pud in the cupboard last night.

    will be slicing and frying it with some bacon in a bit.

    i admire your ability to admit this in public

    enjoy :D

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