Office clothes or Lycra to get the blood racing
DonDaddyD
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Another classless thread by me.
So today I sit in my office and one of my work colleagues decides to arrive in a pencil skirt, fitted shirt with the top two buttons open - which hints but never delivers at cleverage and sends the imagination running a million miles to crazy - black tights and heels, not just any heels the 'leave'em'on' kind...
Time was this was the reason I loved going to work and being at work, office clothing clad young professional women.... Mmmmmmm
But then I started cycling and today there was a lady on a Trek road bike with tri-bars, with lovely road shoes delicately surrounding two most beautiful ankles, tight lycra 3/4 lengths and shorts over the top. The effect was to turn her legs into fine perfect sculptures. Her jersey perfectly glazed over her chest and floated onto what was a firmly flat stomach.
So I got to thinking, Office clothing women or Lycra clad bike riding ladies? What is your poison?
Ladies can answer this too, if you want just substitute ladies for men in your comparisons.
So today I sit in my office and one of my work colleagues decides to arrive in a pencil skirt, fitted shirt with the top two buttons open - which hints but never delivers at cleverage and sends the imagination running a million miles to crazy - black tights and heels, not just any heels the 'leave'em'on' kind...
Time was this was the reason I loved going to work and being at work, office clothing clad young professional women.... Mmmmmmm
But then I started cycling and today there was a lady on a Trek road bike with tri-bars, with lovely road shoes delicately surrounding two most beautiful ankles, tight lycra 3/4 lengths and shorts over the top. The effect was to turn her legs into fine perfect sculptures. Her jersey perfectly glazed over her chest and floated onto what was a firmly flat stomach.
So I got to thinking, Office clothing women or Lycra clad bike riding ladies? What is your poison?
Ladies can answer this too, if you want just substitute ladies for men in your comparisons.
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A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
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DonDaddyD wrote:But then I started cycling and today there was a lady on a Trek, with lovely road shoes delicately surrounding two most beautiful ankles, tight lycra 3/4 lengths and shorts over the top. The effect was to turn her legs into fine perfect sculptures. Her jersey perfectly glazed over her chest and floated onto what was a firmly flat stomach.
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A Trek?- 2023 Vielo V+1
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Il Principe wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:But then I started cycling and today there was a lady on a Trek, with lovely road shoes delicately surrounding two most beautiful ankles, tight lycra 3/4 lengths and shorts over the top. The effect was to turn her legs into fine perfect sculptures. Her jersey perfectly glazed over her chest and floated onto what was a firmly flat stomach.
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A Trek?
I'm not as shallow and superficial as you, I can look past the bike and objectify the women on top of it....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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Gazzaputt wrote:Secretary look for me
+1
I prefer the imagination to run wild... there's just *something* about pencil skirts....Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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I prefer the imagination to run wild
You'd melt if you hang around Edgeware Road and perve over the niqab clad Saudi girls then0 -
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linoue wrote:I prefer the imagination to run wild
You'd melt if you hang around Edgeware Road and perve over the niqab clad Saudi girls then
I like it to have SOME help thanks :PChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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Oh yea none them horrible tights either and I want seams :P0
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Gazzaputt wrote:Oh yea none them horrible tights either and I want seams :P
I dunno, I quite like me a pair of tights (on a women - I'm not giving either of the Greg's or Clever Pun that one). Dark ones, high quality, adds to the imagination....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Tights (not the cycling kind) are icky horrible things.0
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lost_in_thought wrote:Tights (not the cycling kind) are icky horrible things.
It's just jeans and vest with you isn't it?
What's wrong with tights? What about stockings?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Tights (not the cycling kind) are icky horrible things.
It's just jeans and vest with you isn't it?
What's wrong with tights? What about stockings?
ooh last of the summer wine was on the other day.0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Tights (not the cycling kind) are icky horrible things.
It's just jeans and vest with you isn't it?
What's wrong with tights? What about stockings?
Yeah DAVE.- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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both :shock:0
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DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Tights (not the cycling kind) are icky horrible things.
It's just jeans and vest with you isn't it?
What's wrong with tights? What about stockings?
They are not very hygienic for one, and furthermore uncomfortable and always falling down. Stockings are OK, but only in cold weather. Hold-ups are a misnomer - they don't hold themselves up for long.
Kind Regards
Dave the trucker.0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:They are not very hygienic for one, and furthermore uncomfortable and always falling down. Stockings are OK, but only in cold weather. Hold-ups are a misnomer - they don't hold themselves up for long.
Kind Regards
Dave the trucker.
I thought truckers were only supopsed to wear women's clothing on weekends?0 -
Aidy wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:They are not very hygienic for one, and furthermore uncomfortable and always falling down. Stockings are OK, but only in cold weather. Hold-ups are a misnomer - they don't hold themselves up for long.
Kind Regards
Dave the trucker.
I thought truckers were only supopsed to wear women's clothing on weekends?
I wear it under my truckin' dungarees in the week. It makes me feel special.0 -
Hey trucker Dave
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Argh..LiT's put on 200lbs............. you'll break that new bike... :shock:0
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Heels ... pencil skirt ... drool ...
How I hate working at a Power Station.David
Engineered Bicycles0 -
fit women cyclists are about as rare as fit women golfers.. few and far between0
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on men... some quality lycra shorts on a nice toned butt and legs...
oftenthe effect is spoiled by the wearing of baggies over the top..FCN 8 in winter
my very first bike..ever..
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my new gorgeous-one
http://www.pearsoncycles.co.uk/product/ ... DOLCE_2009 I0 -
The are exceptions to your argument doog's
natalie gulbis - golf
victoria pendleton - cycling
I know they are are famous
but everyday on my commute and
everytime I play a sneaky twilight at richmond park I see lovely ladies
but I only have eyes for mrs chewyNo Babbit No, Look what Birdy doing0 -
Chewy Cheeks wrote:but I only have eyes for mrs chewy0
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Stockings and suspenders c'mon!!!! :P0
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Come on everyone, the sun is shining (well sort of). That means:
Little Floaty Dresses
surely?0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:
They are not very hygienic for one
How are they not very hygenic, or less hygenic than say bib tights, or underwear?[/b]Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0