LMFAO

Ditch Witch

http://www.urbanadventuregear.com/adven ... _info.html

Mrs Toast

Ditch Witch

Christ on a bike I am peeing myself

nicklouse

Welcome to the world of mens Lycra.

:oops:

Mrs Toast

Chap at work sent me that, under the heading "Why cycling shorts should always be black"!

Ditch Witch

It's like some form of mutant camel toe.

I need a stick to gouge out my mind's eye :?

Pokerface

Ditch Witch wrote:

It's like some form of mutant camel toe.

I need a stick to gouge out my mind's eye :?

I believe the correct terminology is "moose knuckle".

Ditch Witch

seriously?


Do moose even have knuckles??

Mrs Toast

Google it, safe search off. It's the only way to be sure!

Ditch Witch

:shock: Well, you learn something new every day

Si78

lol!

Thats why I wear my cycling shorts UNDER my baggies...

....I dont want women fainting when I ride past 8)

hehehee
Si

Ditch Witch

Laughter can do that to a girl :P

Thewaylander

Bout to say, its a bad idea trying to show off in lycra after a couple of hours in the saddle, with the restricted blood flow yur not exactly at your best

SpinningJenny

OMFG :shock:

That really is TMI - and quite honestly, the most I have seen of men's front bottom tackle for many a year......

Si78

Ditch Witch wrote:

Laughter can do that to a girl :P

hehehee yeah I guess

Si78

Thewaylander wrote:

Bout to say, its a bad idea trying to show off in lycra after a couple of hours in the saddle, with the restricted blood flow yur not exactly at your best

yup, and especially if its a cold day :oops:

Ditch Witch

Tell it to the judge, boys :roll: :P

Si78

Ditch Witch wrote:

Tell it to the judge, boys :roll: :P

haha
Its ok...It only needs a quick, ahem, 'shake' and it's back to full glory :oops: :P

genspain

:oops: ooooooh cheeky cheeky

SleepyLea

If anyone was at work right now, I would be getting the odd look...

Ditch Witch

That's why it's always safest to surf first thing in the morning. Get your giggling done then

SpinningJenny

or develop a poker face...

Ditch Witch

Pretty hard sometimes. On another forum, we're playing "...in my pants". Basically, you give a song title and finish it with in my pants. Allow me to demonstrate:


Green Day - American Idiot in my pants
Beck - Loser in my pants
Aerosmith - Big Ten Inch in my pants
Blink 182 - Aliens Exist in my pants


Funny as hell when a good one catches you unawares

SpinningJenny

errr - do you ever do any work?

i know. pot. kettle. black.... etc

nice game though

REM - What's the Frequency Kenneth, in my pants?

SleepyLea

Lily Allen - Everyones at it in my pants ROFL

SleepyLea

Bush - a tendancy to start fires in my pants

:oops:

Mrs Toast

Ha ha, my iTunes turns up some interesting results

Amon Amarth – The Pursuit of Vikings in my pants

Arch Enemy – Rise of the Tyrant in my pants

Nevermore – The River Dragon Has Come in my pants

Nightwish – I Wish I Had an Angel in my pants

Pantera – The Art of Shredding in my pants

Paradise Lost – Pity the Sadness in my pants

Guns n Roses – Welcome to the Jungle in my pants

Testament – Riding the Snake in my pants

miss notax

Ha ha ha ha

That photo is hilarious if not rather disturbing :shock:

Ditch Witch

SleepyLea wrote:

Bush - a tendancy to start fires in my pants

Mrs Toast wrote:

Nevermore - The River Dragon Has Come in my pants
Nightwish - I Wish I Had an Angel in my pants

SleepyLea

A HA HA!!!!!

Pearl Jam - Deep in my pants
Kings of Leon - Crawl in my pants
Panic at the disco - Do you know what I am seeing in my pants?
The offspring - Feelings in my pants
Rage Against the Machine - Fistfull of steel in my pants
Cold war Kids - Hair down in my pants
Green Day - Hitchin a ride in my pants
Cypress Hill - How could I just kill a man in my pants


TBC....

Ditch Witch

Linkin Park - curing the itch in my pants