If I put it on my car will it reduce fuel consumption too?

Stewie Griffin

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/p/cycle/7/Trion ... 360042640/

mmitchell88

I think the key would be to stick it on your front bumper and drive towards ferromagnetic materials only, and at a very VERY close distance. Go on, buy one. I dare you!

bobtbuilder

I read the blurb on Wiggle, and I still don't know what it's meant to do!

blu3cat

do you have to clean it with Snake Oil? :roll:

Does anyone ever buy these things?

dennisn

I'm not sure why, but it seems to me that this is something a triathlete would wear.
I've always had the feeling that those guys would buy just about anything.

jermas

Lets hope they bring out a headband version. The wristband is just not powerful enough.

bompington

dennisn wrote:

I'm not sure why, but it seems to me that this is something a triathlete would wear.
I've always had the feeling that those guys would buy just about anything.

But you won't get roadies to buy it at all, it's way too cheap and the name's not Italian

prawny

It's like them pendants golfers wear so they can putt. Maybe thats why I'm crap at golf.

OffTheBackAdam

What a load of pseudoscientific bollocks!
"Minus Ions"
"Trion:Z uses axially magnetised magnets in a unique patent Alternating North-South Polarity Orientation (ANSPO) to maximize magnetic field flow. Trion:Z utilizes a patented Alternating North-South Polarity Orientation (ANSPO)."
Anyone buying these, please contact me, I'll sell you a very reasonably priced, naturally purified bottle of solutes in water, guaranteed to rehydrate better than any other.

nasahapley

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

Anyone buying these, please contact me, I'll sell you a very reasonably priced, naturally purified bottle of solutes in water, guaranteed to rehydrate better than any other.

Good though it's rehydrating properties may be, the trouble with your product is that it's quite heavy to cart around on the bike, at around 1kg per litre. My new product - called Watair - solves this problem. Watair comprises 50% hydrogen hydroxide (a specially formulated clear, colourless liquid with excellent hydrating properties), with the other 50% being a scientifically prepared mixture of gases (notably nitrogen and oxygen). A 500ml bottle of Watair weighs only 250g, as opposed to around 500g for other sports drinks. It's only £5 per litre; PM me if you're interested.

edhornby

nasahapley wrote:

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

Anyone buying these, please contact me, I'll sell you a very reasonably priced, naturally purified bottle of solutes in water, guaranteed to rehydrate better than any other.

Good though it's rehydrating properties may be, the trouble with your product is that it's quite heavy to cart around on the bike, at around 1kg per litre. My new product - called Watair - solves this problem. Watair comprises 50% hydrogen hydroxide (a specially formulated clear, colourless liquid with excellent hydrating properties), with the other 50% being a scientifically prepared mixture of gases (notably nitrogen and oxygen). A 500ml bottle of Watair weighs only 250g, as opposed to around 500g for other sports drinks. It's only £5 per litre; PM me if you're interested.

do you do a concentrated version ??

cee

nasahapley wrote:

OffTheBackAdam wrote:

Anyone buying these, please contact me, I'll sell you a very reasonably priced, naturally purified bottle of solutes in water, guaranteed to rehydrate better than any other.

Good though it's rehydrating properties may be, the trouble with your product is that it's quite heavy to cart around on the bike, at around 1kg per litre. My new product - called Watair - solves this problem. Watair comprises 50% hydrogen hydroxide (a specially formulated clear, colourless liquid with excellent hydrating properties), with the other 50% being a scientifically prepared mixture of gases (notably nitrogen and oxygen). A 500ml bottle of Watair weighs only 250g, as opposed to around 500g for other sports drinks. It's only £5 per litre; PM me if you're interested.

and if you buy two of those at full price....I will include...in this one time only deal...2 magnetic water treatment systems for 2/1 price....

bompington

I can offer you the ultimate in lightweight hydration:

Dehydrated water weighs practically nothing, just add 1000ml of water to each sachet for all the benefits of a full litre of water

dennisn

I really love that kind of stuff. It fascinates me what people will come up with to sell
and then actually get someone to buy. When I was a youngster(way, way, back)
my mother bought my 2 brothers and myself "Pet Rocks" for a Christmas stocking stuffer.
I have always had the feeling that I could come up with these "off the wall" items but my
brain keeps telling me "no, that's really stupid, no one would buy that" and yet here's
another really stupid thing that someone will buy(probably a triathlete).

nasahapley

bompington wrote:

I can offer you the ultimate in lightweight hydration:

Dehydrated water weighs practically nothing, just add 1000ml of water to each sachet for all the benefits of a full litre of water

Ooh crikey, I can see my Watair product losing market share to that. Fortunately at Nasahapley Industries innovation never stops. Both Watair and your Dehydrated water muck have been noted for tasting a bit bland, so I've got a new offer on: send me one litre of your favourite sports drink plus £10 plus p&p, and I'll send you back two litres of Watair that tastes exactly the same as the sports drink! To do this I use a patented process that is obviously far too complicated and commercially sensitive to go into here.

finchy

I'm working on a new type of water, replacing the formula H2O with H6O4, so you'll get one-third more oxygen per unit of water.

dennisn

johnfinch wrote:

I'm working on a new type of water, replacing the formula H2O with H6O4, so you'll get one-third more oxygen per unit of water.

Put me down as an investor. We'll make billions. Lets target triathletes.

Anonymous

Poor old triathletes. They will buy anything. And they have lovely mcurly hair......

Droops

Aaahhh... so THAT'S why my credit cards keep getting wiped.
I must remember to put my Trion:Z Dual Loop Bracelet on my other wrist.

jairaj

Im so upset! I bought 2 of them but didn't notice any difference at all.

I must've put one on the wrong way so they cancelled each other out :oops:

Droops

Posted: Thu Jun 4, 2009 10:06 pm Post subject:

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Im so upset! I bought 2 of them but didn't notice any difference at all.

I must've put one on the wrong way so they cancelled each other out

I hope you didn't have one on each wrist? Those magnets are really powerful - you could end up inadvertently handcuffed!

jairaj

Droops wrote:

I hope you didn't have one on each wrist? Those magnets are really powerful - you could end up inadvertently handcuffed!

I did put them on different hands but as I put them the wrong way they repelled each other and I've spent the last week walking round like a scare crow.

I've seen the doctor and had many medical tests to work out why, but I think I've just worked it out. thanks

Homer J

Oh dear Wiggle, used to think it was a credible bike shop

LangerDan

I bought just the one, (to avoid the cancelling effects). I find myself covered in iron filings and have a strange urge to keep riding North.

Getting off my steel bike seems more difficult than it used to be.

Droops

and have a strange urge to keep riding North

Excellent!!!!

...but don't cycle past any MoD missile ranges!

GyatsoLa

I wouldn't dream of buying one.

I'll wait until the Rapha titanium/carbon fibre bling ones are out (with cute pink stripes).

DavidBelcher

mmitchell88 wrote:

I think the key would be to stick it on your front bumper and drive towards ferromagnetic materials only, and at a very VERY close distance. Go on, buy one. I dare you!

Hmm - that makes it sound like a product a certain coyote might buy from the "Acme" range!

David