Aquatic Evergestis limbata
Kieran_Burns
Posts: 9,757
So I get in shower after getting home
I do the usual head back and let the water run over the head, then shampoo, soap and clear all the bleeding insects off my chest, arms and legs.
Only.....
What the hell is THAT by my feet???
A moth? Where in the seven levels of Hades did a bleeding moth come from?
<cue flashback>
Me pulling up at home on bike, next doors kids look at me startled
I give a tired, dehydrated and out of breath welcome
Kids are all giggling
I'm too damn tired to care, put the bike away, get a drink and get in the shower
<cue further flashback>
Oooooh, that HUGE cloud of midges and the extra large thud on my head right as get into the village
<cue Oh Bollocks moment>
I had a moth stuck to my forehead. I HAD A BLASTED MOTH SMEARED ON MY FOREHEAD.
Forget Lava Lamps. Forget Mathmos. I am MOTHMAN!
Actually I am totally embarrassed and am going to go and hide somewhere where there are no insects
I do the usual head back and let the water run over the head, then shampoo, soap and clear all the bleeding insects off my chest, arms and legs.
Only.....
What the hell is THAT by my feet???
A moth? Where in the seven levels of Hades did a bleeding moth come from?
<cue flashback>
Me pulling up at home on bike, next doors kids look at me startled
I give a tired, dehydrated and out of breath welcome
Kids are all giggling
I'm too damn tired to care, put the bike away, get a drink and get in the shower
<cue further flashback>
Oooooh, that HUGE cloud of midges and the extra large thud on my head right as get into the village
<cue Oh Bollocks moment>
I had a moth stuck to my forehead. I HAD A BLASTED MOTH SMEARED ON MY FOREHEAD.
Forget Lava Lamps. Forget Mathmos. I am MOTHMAN!
Actually I am totally embarrassed and am going to go and hide somewhere where there are no insects
Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
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You were going fast enough to splat a moth with your forhead? That's pretty hardcore. Hope you cleaned your teeth!!... and no idea ...
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It wasn't ACTUALLY splatted.
More stuck :oops:
Think of a sweaty forehead acting as big pink flypaper :oops: :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
No need to admit that, sell yourself more! ;-)... and no idea ...
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And you wondered why that girl ran away...0
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lost_in_thought wrote:And you wondered why that girl ran away...
I don't know what you're trying to say?
Mothman is a hero!
Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0