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Sporting poems

pottsstevepottssteve Posts: 4,043
edited May 2009 in The bottom bracket
Don't pinch anyone else's, make up your own.
The only rule is that it must be about sport in some way.

Example. I call this one,

"Scottish Footballer Before the Cruciate Ligament Operation"

Queen of the South, nil
By mouth





Your go. :wink:
Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs

Posts

  • bompingtonbompington Posts: 7,674
    I started up a little hill
    I bought bananas and ate my fill
    I'm nearly there but I'm grinding still,
    And now I think I'm feeling ill.
  • pottsstevepottssteve Posts: 4,043
    bompington,
    Nice!

    By the way, no limericks. So that's 2 rules. Haiku is OK.

    Would a haiku about cycling be a Bikehu?
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • Rev\'d GatlinRev\'d Gatlin Posts: 190
    Lance sat on his Astana Trek,
    his Levi's in his pocket.
    $2 million bucks appearance fees,
    "It's a living man, don't knock it."
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • Stewie GriffinStewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Cheering on Barca and not Man U
    Cos their fans smell of dog do do :lol:
  • InkslingerInkslinger Posts: 24
    Haiku:

    I will never drive
    Where I can walk, and never
    Walk where I can ride.
    Hard work never killed anyone, but I figure: why take the risk?
  • InkslingerInkslinger Posts: 24
    Electric bike

    Soon as I saw him
    I knew:
    Anyone going that fast
    With flat bars
    Fat tyres
    Leisure shoes
    And jacket zipped up to the throat
    Despite the sun and wind
    Has got to be
    Chemically assisted.

    My suspicions
    Were confirmed
    When I passed him
    And found out just
    What he was on.
    Hard work never killed anyone, but I figure: why take the risk?
  • Rev\'d GatlinRev\'d Gatlin Posts: 190
    Buttertubs climbing
    the legs and the lungs long for
    one extra cog tooth
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • don keydon key Posts: 494
    I've been to the top of the podium
    Once on imodium
    As I won the race
    There was not a trace
    On any other riders face
  • planktonplankton Posts: 78
    I am wet
    by the rain
    from that cloud
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