Yow Mama, whats her problem?

Anonymous

shes so fat that when you cut her she bleeds gravy.

The Big Cheese

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

docker0141

yo momma so stupid she sits on the T.V and watches the couch

deadliest

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Anonymous

yow mamas so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

deadliest

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

blister pus

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

deadliest

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

docker0141

yo momma so studid she takes a spoon too the superbowl

counterculture

yo momma so fat, after sex i rolled over 3 times, and i was still on the bloater

whydoesitalwaysrainonme

yo mums so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

robmanic1

Yo mamma's so fat her ass and tits are in different time zones

KnightofCydonia

Yo Momma fell for this scam

JonasTheHobbit

Awww guys come on!!!!

in a time of political correctness we should all be playing our part!

They are not fat, they are motivationally challenged!

Yo mamma is so "motivationally challenged" her belt size is equator

robmanic1

Yo mamma is so fat she's clearly visible from space

jrduquemin

Yo mamma so fat, she has her own gravitational field.

robmanic1

Yo mamma's so fat I have to slap her ass and go in on a ripple

cee

I saw yow mamma kicking a bin down the street....when I asked what she doing she said 'moving'.

jrduquemin

Yo mamma so ugly, when she was a child, her parents had to tie a steak round her neck so the dog would play with her.