The Saddest Day Of My Life EVER

Bungalow Bill

I was juts sitting down and looked across at my bike and it has Cobwebs on it. I almost cried, I've not ridden it long enough for it to turn into a 2k fly catcher. I will be in the corner if anyone wants me =[

Chaz.Harding

Haha! Surely that tells you to

GET OUT AND RIDE

Not sit on forums whinging









*No, it wasn't a personal dig, I was only poking fun

Bungalow Bill

You try riding with big toes the size of melons lol

Had my nail beds and toe nails removed on both feet, thought all was good so went out on Thursday last week and things where not good the next morning lol.

GOING CRAZY.

Will be trying them again Friday *Pedals crossed*

AndyOgy

Ouch!

What happened? I lost one toenail last year and it hurt like hell.

Bikerbaboon

Bungalow Bill wrote:

You try riding with big toes the size of melons lol

Had my nail beds and toe nails removed on both feet, thought all was good so went out on Thursday last week and things where not good the next morning lol.

GOING CRAZY.

Will be trying them again Friday *Pedals crossed*

Sooo Did you tell they every thing you knew about the secret formula then or did they have to threaten your bike as well ?

Bungalow Bill

Nope I stuck firm on the Secret code; well untill they threatened to dress me in lycra put me on a road bike and tie me to the top of Fort Bill for the 6th of June. Then I told them everything!!!!!!!

AndyOgy wrote:

Ouch!

What happened? I lost one toenail last year and it hurt like hell.

Been an issue for a few years now got run over one drunken night by a taxi driver drunker than I was and they started to ingrow, had a few removals of the nail but no success. This time round was a General followed by Morphine and damn that stuff rocks!!!!!!!!


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Willrideforcake

Mmm... Morphine...

dave_hill

Bungalow Bill wrote:

You try riding with big toes the size of melons lol

Had my nail beds and toe nails removed on both feet, thought all was good so went out on Thursday last week and things where not good the next morning lol.

GOING CRAZY.

Will be trying them again Friday *Pedals crossed*

You know that Shimano do SPD sandals don't you...????

Bungalow Bill

Yeah, ride flats though, have been using sandals for the commute but when I tell you sandals and Downhill do not mix. Take my word for it and don't try it lol

toasty

Yeah, I had that with my big toe years back. It got mashed at a festival and was never quite the same, the memory of those meaty injections into my toe and root scraping still makes me squeamish :?

It heals up though, once it's healed it'll be perfectly fine.

Bikerbaboon

just to add to the squrm fest.
bashed up my leg in a motorbike crash.

Just looked like a bad graze on my shin.
3 weeks later my leg had swolen up and it would not stop weeping.
4 weeks on i was wipeing down the scab with a wet wipe and the scab gave way.
Under the scab all my flesh had died off down to the bone.
Sat in A+E under no pain killers i have the joy of haveing a doctor scrapeing rotting flesh from my shin bone.