First Celb. dies from Swine Flu.
nicklouse
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and we know who gave it to him....
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.0 -
I think it's a conspiracy...someone behind the scenes is pulling the strings.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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A definite conspiracy, they are just puppets of an evil regime...0
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:oops:
My wife was telling me a sad tale of someone from work and I just looked at the kermit pic and proper laughed out loud.
Awesome! But I got b*ll*cked...0 -
Police believe Frank Oz may have had a hand in this."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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NapoleonD wrote::oops:
My wife was telling me a sad tale of someone from work and I just looked at the kermit pic and proper laughed out loud.
Awesome! But I got b*ll*cked...
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Miss Piggy has been fingered for this crime by the cops. :shock:0
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Nah, miss piggy is lying all right, but to save her own bacon....0
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Stop hogging all of the jokes!Ribble Gran Fondo
Focus Black Hills
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After being grilled by the pigs,Miss Piggy has made the following statement :-
"Having more brawn than brains I admit to assualting Kermy after he whacked me in the chops. I was having a joint at the time. I know it's not clever. I know smoking is not to everyone's taste but I'm willing to be cured".
The police and CPS are, as we speak, chewing over the fat in order to decide whether she should be released from the state pen' or be hung."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Hey, hey everyone. I've got one!
What's green and smells of bacon?
Kermit's middle fi...<ouch>Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
Stop all this nonsense - it's becoming a boar.A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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The next bad joke by anyone and I'm gonna put them in an Hambulance.....0
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Seriously, at times like this you've got to look after your health. For example, I've just started to get redness around one of my eyes. It ain't swine flu, but it's something unusual. I've included a picture of it here. Anyone know what it is?
Oh yes. It's a sty.
I SAID IT'S A STY.Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
mmitchell88, could you have caught it from your STI shifters? Seek advice from you LBS / doctor / vet immediately!A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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dmclite wrote:The next bad joke by anyone and I'm gonna put them in an Hambulance.....
Too right. People are just scratching around for bad puns now, some of which are less than rib-tickling. Maybe it's time this topic got the chop?
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
Yes, let's move onto something more Kosher and less boaring.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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mmitchell88 wrote:Seriously, at times like this you've got to look after your health. For example, I've just started to get redness around one of my eyes. It ain't swine flu, but it's something unusual. I've included a picture of it here. Anyone know what it is?
Oh yes. It's a sty.
I SAID IT'S A STY.
You need to put some oinkment on that!"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Miss piggy is lying. plus she looks funny aswell, maybe she's been exposed to gammon radiation...0
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:roll: These jokes really are poor.........................k
:roll: winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg0 -
I totally agree Stefano - this thread has been completely butchered.Commencal Meta 5.5.1
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Burn the heretic!!!STEFANOS4784 wrote::roll: These jokes really are poor.........................k :roll:
[fx] crackling [/fx]A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0 -
How do you know it was swine fever that caused the victim to croak? Looking at the picture it looks like Kermit was frog-marched to his death. All the evidence points to those dastardly French.Commencal Meta 5.5.1
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is this topic still coming back around. i had better turn the spit off as it is rather over done."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Father Faff wrote:How do you know it was swine fever that caused the victim to croak? Looking at the picture it looks like Kermit was frog-marched to his death. All the evidence points to those dastardly French.
As Kermy still has his legs intact nothing can persuede me it was the 'Frogs'"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
You guys are just trying to spawn an amphibuous rumour, you must think we're green!Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/0
