First Celb. dies from Swine Flu.

nicklouse
nicklouse Posts: 50,675
edited May 2009 in The bottom bracket
and we know who gave it to him....




kermit-the-frog-is-dead.jpg
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  • Rev\'d Gatlin
    Rev\'d Gatlin Posts: 190
    8154_MSPIG~The-Muppet-Show-Miss-Piggy-Posters.jpg
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    I think it's a conspiracy...someone behind the scenes is pulling the strings.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    A definite conspiracy, they are just puppets of an evil regime...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    :oops:

    My wife was telling me a sad tale of someone from work and I just looked at the kermit pic and proper laughed out loud.

    Awesome! But I got b*ll*cked...
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Police believe Frank Oz may have had a hand in this.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    NapoleonD wrote:
    :oops:

    My wife was telling me a sad tale of someone from work and I just looked at the kermit pic and proper laughed out loud.

    Awesome! But I got b*ll*cked...

    :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Miss Piggy has been fingered for this crime by the cops. :shock:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    dmclite wrote:
    Miss Piggy has been fingered for this crime by the cops. :shock:

    Update. She's been released. Someone was telling 'porkies'
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Nah, miss piggy is lying all right, but to save her own bacon....
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    dmclite wrote:
    Nah, miss piggy is lying all right, but to save her own bacon....
    I don't think I've ever read a rasher post.
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  • Stop hogging all of the jokes!
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    After being grilled by the pigs,Miss Piggy has made the following statement :-

    "Having more brawn than brains I admit to assualting Kermy after he whacked me in the chops. I was having a joint at the time. I know it's not clever. I know smoking is not to everyone's taste but I'm willing to be cured".

    The police and CPS are, as we speak, chewing over the fat in order to decide whether she should be released from the state pen' or be hung.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • mmitchell88
    mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    Hey, hey everyone. I've got one!

    What's green and smells of bacon?

    Kermit's middle fi...<ouch>
    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
    And then you put in the milk.
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Stop all this nonsense - it's becoming a boar.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    The next bad joke by anyone and I'm gonna put them in an Hambulance.....
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    dmclite wrote:
    The next bad joke by anyone and I'm gonna put them in an Hambulance.....
    Hamfisted typing is hamfisted!
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  • mmitchell88
    mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    Seriously, at times like this you've got to look after your health. For example, I've just started to get redness around one of my eyes. It ain't swine flu, but it's something unusual. I've included a picture of it here. Anyone know what it is?

    sty.jpg

    Oh yes. It's a sty.

    I SAID IT'S A STY.
    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
    And then you put in the milk.
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    mmitchell88, could you have caught it from your STI shifters? Seek advice from you LBS / doctor / vet immediately!
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    dmclite wrote:
    The next bad joke by anyone and I'm gonna put them in an Hambulance.....

    Too right. People are just scratching around for bad puns now, some of which are less than rib-tickling. Maybe it's time this topic got the chop?

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Yes, let's move onto something more Kosher and less boaring.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Seriously, at times like this you've got to look after your health. For example, I've just started to get redness around one of my eyes. It ain't swine flu, but it's something unusual. I've included a picture of it here. Anyone know what it is?

    sty.jpg

    Oh yes. It's a sty.

    I SAID IT'S A STY.

    You need to put some oinkment on that!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Miss piggy is lying. plus she looks funny aswell, maybe she's been exposed to gammon radiation...
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    :roll: These jokes really are poor.........................k :wink: :roll:
  • Father Faff
    Father Faff Posts: 1,176
    I totally agree Stefano - this thread has been completely butchered.
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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    :roll: These jokes really are poor.........................k :wink: :roll:
    Burn the heretic!!!

    [fx] crackling [/fx]
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  • Father Faff
    Father Faff Posts: 1,176
    How do you know it was swine fever that caused the victim to croak? Looking at the picture it looks like Kermit was frog-marched to his death. All the evidence points to those dastardly French.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    is this topic still coming back around. i had better turn the spit off as it is rather over done.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    How do you know it was swine fever that caused the victim to croak? Looking at the picture it looks like Kermit was frog-marched to his death. All the evidence points to those dastardly French.

    As Kermy still has his legs intact nothing can persuede me it was the 'Frogs'
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    You guys are just trying to spawn an amphibuous rumour, you must think we're green!
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    You guys are just trying to spawn an amphibuous rumour, you must think we're green!
    Is English your first language, Rob? That reads a tad Polish.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill