Cycling - a brilliant cure for diarrhea

dg74
dg74 Posts: 656
edited May 2009 in Road beginners
Honestly it is. I swear by it.

Also known to knock minutes off your last ride.

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  • whydoesitalwaysrainonme
    whydoesitalwaysrainonme Posts: 532
    I'd rather not be on the bike whilst i have diarrhoea, simply because i wish for my chamois to stay cream ;)
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Thanks Porgy, what a charming story and told with such wit and style :D:D:D
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    pdstsp wrote:
    Thanks Porgy, what a charming story and told with such wit and style :D:D:D

    I thank you.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...
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  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    I find cycling 'gets things moving' better than any other exercise I know of.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)
  • Oceanblue
    Oceanblue Posts: 158
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)


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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Do tell us more. Please.
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Do tell us more. Please.

    I felt great afterwards, like I could cycle another 140 miles. 8)
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    So taking a dump is like the ultimate energy drink
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Headhuunter wrote:
    So taking a dump is like the ultimate energy drink

    No - not really - it was only a temprorary feeling. Soon wore off..
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    So taking a dump is like the ultimate energy drink

    No - not really - it was only a temprorary feeling. Soon wore off..

    Shame, thought you'd found the secret to everlasting energy...
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    So taking a dump is like the ultimate energy drink

    No - not really - it was only a temprorary feeling. Soon wore off..

    Shame, thought you'd found the secret to everlasting energy...

    yeah but even so i doubt if anyone could keep doing enormous sh*ts like that one.
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Gee, thanks for sharing :-) Hope there was no one else around at the time :-D
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    jrduquemin wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Gee, thanks for sharing :-) Hope there was no one else around at the time :-D

    i don;t know i was behind a tree, and kinda busy. 8)
  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    Porgy wrote:
    jrduquemin wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Gee, thanks for sharing :-) Hope there was no one else around at the time :-D

    i don;t know i was behind a tree, and kinda busy. 8)

    Had your hands full, so to speak ?
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    andy_wrx wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    jrduquemin wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Gee, thanks for sharing :-) Hope there was no one else around at the time :-D

    i don;t know i was behind a tree, and kinda busy. 8)

    Had your hands full, so to speak ?

    I was doing a massive Gordon. :D
  • Infamous
    Infamous Posts: 1,130
    Why did I click this thread?
  • W5454
    W5454 Posts: 133
    What did you use for bog roll? :shock:
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Thats what the soft part of a track mitt's for. :?
  • FatLarry
    FatLarry Posts: 209
    FWIW, as a runner and a cyclist I find that running gets things moving whilst cycling any distance tends to bung me up.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    Bibshorts make me go like nothing else. It's amazing the effect they have.
  • robthehungrymonkey
    robthehungrymonkey Posts: 616
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    biggest sh*t I ever did in my life was right after cycling about 140 miles.

    Take from that what you will. 8)

    Sheer class...

    i did it in a field, behind a tree. 8)

    Do tell us more. Please.

    I felt great afterwards, like I could cycle another 140 miles. 8)

    I wonder what it equated to in terms of weight lost? Probably the difference between light frame and a superbike frame!
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  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    El Imbatido wrote:
    Just don't do these ones: :lol:
    http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=150441&start=1

    Just read over the first page it is freakin hilarious. Refers to riding and taking a bog on a ride actually whilst riding.

    Also posted this way back but no one seemed interested. Maybe it's just me and my aussie humour :)

    Seen this guy's post on another thread ?

    :lol:

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