What do YOU look like?!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Definitely agree that none of the girls are migners. It takes one to know one, and I see no mingers here! :lol:
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    This is me and my mullet about 3 decades ago:

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  • cgarossi
    cgarossi Posts: 729
    Andy, you'll fail to "brighten" this Thread up at all after RealMan posted real manly photos of himself on the Thread. All of them of him on bikes too I'll have you know..
    You're very mediocre compared to RealMan who's raised the bar so very much...

    Dripping with sarcasm... love it :D:lol:
  • RealMan
    RealMan Posts: 2,166
    You're very mediocre compared to RealMan who's raised the bar so very much...

    Maybe, but you can't expect everyone to be as fantastically amazing as me.. :wink:
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    RealMan wrote:
    Racing in England

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    Why do you look like you've just inserted your saddle up your rectum? Sideways
  • RealMan
    RealMan Posts: 2,166
    Why do you look like you've just inserted your saddle up your rectum? Sideways

    Because that's what happened :wink:


    Also 2 and a half laps into a 3 lap race, trying to catch the guy in front, but was absolutely dead. I wasn't particularly fit for that race. Sort of adds to the surprise saddle rape expression, I guess.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    I could believe it to with that expression! lol
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Have you started shaving yet?
  • -liam-
    -liam- Posts: 1,831
    edited May 2010
    supersonic wrote:
    Have you started shaving yet?

    hahaha :lol:

    So the "Real Man" that spends his time gobbing off on the internet is in fact 12?

    There's a surprise :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    realman

    it appears that you have some threads hanging from your sleeves and shorts. this is not very tidy and is a pet hate passed down to me by an instructor when i was in basic training as i got thrashed and made to sew up every pocket on all of my uniforms in corps colours as a punishment for having loose threads on my uniform.

    that said it is unfair of me to hold you to the same standards.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    oh, hang on, i was wrong, they arent loose threads, they are your wafer thin arms and legs.

    sorry.
  • lost surfer
    lost surfer Posts: 49
    :P
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    -Liam- wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Have you started shaving yet?

    hahaha:lol:

    So the "Real Man" that spends his time gobbing off on the internet is in fact 12?

    There's a surprise :lol:

    C:\ CD dork
    C:\DORK\ ren Realman.* realkid.*
    C:\DORK\ dir Real*.*

    Directory of C:\DORK\

    05/15/1998 10:40 PM REALKID.TWT
    05/15/1998 10:40 PM REALKID.SHT
    05/15/1998 10:40 PM REALKID.TIT
    05/15/1998 10:40 PM REALKID.KOK

    4 Files(s) 0 Bytes
    C:\DORK\
  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 794
    Me dealing with the paparazzi/hangover. oh and The BOY
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    Waiting for a pal to fix his puncture at Cwmcarn
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    On top of some hill/moor called the quantocks
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    Me and THE BOY
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    The last is 3ish years ago, the others are recentish. Though I don't have a bottle on the bike anymore. Why did I mention that? it appears i cant find any of me trying to ride the blessed bike though. And I like blue tops.
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • RealMan
    RealMan Posts: 2,166
    supersonic wrote:
    Have you started shaving yet?

    My legs? I prefer waxing, actually. Lasts longer.


    Raymondavalon you will have to explain that one to me :?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited May 2010
    Last few from me

    Dunno if I've mentioned the HOMBRES (hungover mountain bikers recreational entertainment society) whats that I hear you say, oh I dont shut up about them, ok ok

    heres a handful of HOMBRES photos then
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    enjoy, I promise, I'll stop being a thread whore now and thats the last of the pics
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    There's me!



    Fortunately not in the last one! What has been seen, cannot be unseen :cry:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    bails87 wrote:
    There's me!



    Fortunately not in the last one! What has been seen, cannot be unseen :cry:

    theres 4 of you!!!!

    And what do you mean, you were the one who took our clothes and egged us on :wink::wink:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    oh, hang on, i was wrong, they arent loose threads, they are your wafer thin arms and legs.

    sorry.
    This.

    Next time real man gobs off in a thread, I'm just gonna be laughing.

    I thought (yeah, stupidly, I know I know....) with a name like 'Real Man' he was gonna be some sort of beast who has a mega physical outdoor job, hard-as-nails type.

    Unfortunately, I was pretty far off the mark :lol::lol::lol:

    Realman - are you a typist in an office???
    Boo-yah mofo
    Sick to the power of rad
    Fix it 'till it's broke
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    Oh, and yeehaamcgee

    Get your hair cut and have a shave!!! :lol::lol::lol:
    Boo-yah mofo
    Sick to the power of rad
    Fix it 'till it's broke
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Oh, and yeehaamcgee

    Get your hair cut and have a shave!!! :lol::lol::lol:
    I'm afraid I'm contractually obliged NOT to! :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Oh, and yeehaamcgee

    Get your hair cut and have a shave!!! :lol::lol::lol:
    I'm afraid I'm contractually obliged NOT to! :lol:

    whereas me and chaz are contractually obliged to
    doesnt seem fair.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    maybe we could sort of meet in the middle, I'll cut half mine off, and you can grow yours half as long :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    maybe we could sort of meet in the middle, I'll cut half mine off, and you can grow yours half as long :lol:

    now that does seem fair. i deffo like your thinking!!

    id love to grow my hair, after 13 years of being made to maintain a short haircut i love when i get a leave period and can grow it a bit more.

    still cant grow a proper beard though!
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    maybe we could sort of meet in the middle, I'll cut half mine off, and you can grow yours half as long :lol:

    now that does seem fair. i deffo like your thinking!!

    id love to grow my hair, after 13 years of being made to maintain a short haircut i love when i get a leave period and can grow it a bit more.

    still cant grow a proper beard though!
    but you can get a proper moustache :wink: (i'm looking at your profile pic)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    i do have a "proper" moustache but unfortunately it isnt as lush as the one sported by my alter ego:

    http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1616227/
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    its not as bright as that anymore but it still produces the desired effects when i deploy it.
  • RealMan
    RealMan Posts: 2,166
    Realman - are you a typist in an office???

    No, I am currently unemployed, and loving it.

    I thought (yeah, stupidly, I know I know....) with a name like 'Real Man' he was gonna be some sort of beast who has a mega physical outdoor job, hard-as-nails type.

    Yes, most people seem to make that mistake. Ever heard of irony? :D
  • chrisbassist
    chrisbassist Posts: 115
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    couple years ago now. Put on weight and am halfway through losing it again, but this time I'm managing to bulk up my arms a bit.