An embarrassing question

DaveMiggins · April 2009

I am blessed with a hairy posterior. For some reason the wife loves it.

Now, the idea with shorts padding is to reduce the friction felt by the censored area. The hair obviously interferes with this, and can get a bit uncomfortable, even when using chamois cream.

So, the big question: Should I shave my censored ?

Chip \'oyler · April 2009

Yes - and have some censored bleaching while you're at it.

Anonymous · April 2009

fraserq · April 2009

why not wax? You can use the stuff to clean your bike as well!

Homer J · April 2009

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Yes - and have some censored bleaching while you're at it.

Scrumple · April 2009

Maybe try a pony tail of bum fluff to keep it all neat?

Infamous · April 2009

Why not sign up to a forum using your full name and ask about shaving your arsé.

Oh you've tried that.

oldwelshman · April 2009

If you do it make sure you keep doing it or you will be in for a very sore time when it comes back as stubble

salsarider79 · April 2009

Have you tried unpadded shorts?

roger_merriman · April 2009

as another hairy bloke, try either no cream, or a different type? i don't bother with cream, half decent shorts seem to do the trick at least for me.

alp777 · April 2009

Infamous wrote:

Why not sign up to a forum using your full name and ask about shaving your arsé.

Oh you've tried that.

Brilliant !

guilliano · April 2009

Plait your hair and tuck that into your jersey, then plait your bum hair and have that trail out the bottom of your jersey...... it'll look like the same plait going all the way down.

zedders · May 2009

Some people really do scrape the "bottom" of the barrell with their replies?
Mate we have all asked dump "censored " questions, don't worry about it.

k-dog · May 2009

dump censored .

richara3 · May 2009

Infamous wrote:

Why not sign up to a forum using your full name and ask about shaving your arsé.

Oh you've tried that.

I can barely control the tears

this is the funniest thing ive seem in ages.. ooooh my sides hurt,my wife thinks I am nuts and if i dont stop laughing soon I am going to wake the kids...

DaKid · May 2009

Wonderful thread

I do feel sorry for the guy posing the original question, but I can't help, and I do think the other replies are genius! Hope the OP can see the funny side!

richara3 · May 2009

Did you find a solution :oops:

griffo75 · May 2009

many thanks best thread i've read in yonks.

An embarrassing question

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