Can I tag along (Spud Riley)

Is anyone willing to take pity on this poor soul and let me tag along on the Spud Riley. If there's any takers I'll give you my email/mobile and we can arrange where to meet and what time. Maybe even a training ride before hand. Many many thanks Tony. P.s. United 5-2 Spurs.
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10m 20:21 2014
25m 53:18 20:13
50m 1:57:12 2013
100m Yeah right.
I've found groups forming in running events and also MTB enduro events but not in my one sportive. I think there may be two reasons for this:
1) the staggered start - if I find myself on the same piece of road as someone, there's a good chance they started either an hour after me or an hour before me so will be naturally quicker or slower accordingly.
2) the disparity between people's ability climbing, descending & on the flat. I'm a big fella, reasonably fit and not worried about going downhill fast. I found that if I was keeping up with someone on the flat, they'd leave me on the climbs. If I was keeping up with someone on the climbs, I'd leave them when we went down the other side.
Small groups would form and break up, depending on who the ups/flats/downs came these groups would either be people I'd seen before or new people.
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(MUFC too)