St George's Day Joke

Headhuunter
Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
edited April 2009 in Road beginners
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons.

"My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman.
"So we obviously decided to call him George."
"That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot.
"My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."
"That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman.
"Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
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  • OOtzen-Booty
    OOtzen-Booty Posts: 116
    Boom,Boom
  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    Very good :lol:
  • Infamous
    Infamous Posts: 1,130
    lol, casual racism.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Infamous wrote:
    lol, casual racism.

    Oh come on! It's just a stupid Englishman, Irishman and Scottishman joke, not exactly mass genocide!
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  • Infamous
    Infamous Posts: 1,130
    hence casual.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    It's political correctness gorn mad...
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  • Rev\'d Gatlin
    Rev\'d Gatlin Posts: 190
    Infamous wrote:
    lol, casual racism.

    An Irish navvy is angling for some labouring. The foreman says,

    "I've got plenty but first you've got to answer this. What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"

    "That's easy," says the navvy, " Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust".
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    Infamous wrote:
    lol, casual racism.

    Are the Irish a seperate race then? I thought they were just a nation.
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Who cares :roll: , good joke :D
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  • HungryCol
    HungryCol Posts: 532
    will3 wrote:
    Infamous wrote:
    lol, casual racism.

    Are the Irish a seperate race then? I thought they were just a nation.

    Does that therefore make it Nationalism?!

    Good invented beer so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    HungryCol wrote:
    will3 wrote:
    Infamous wrote:
    lol, casual racism.

    Are the Irish a seperate race then? I thought they were just a nation.

    Does that therefore make it Nationalism?!

    No, just xenophobic
  • jellybellywmb
    jellybellywmb Posts: 1,379
    I was recently on business in Dublin with a scottish work associate and an Irish client, we sat in a pub in the evening and I could not help than sigh and I am sorry guys but this is just a joke!!

    get it...

    engliishman...

    irishman...

    scotsman....

    I got my coat!!
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