Does cycling get you laid more often ?

kingrollo
kingrollo Posts: 3,198
edited April 2009 in Road beginners
Gasping for breath, back crumbling under the strain, as I struggle over a big hill - I console myself that this fine tuning will make more attractive to the ladies .....

But now I m 45 and bald - does it work ? - in your experience

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  • Marcosplace
    Marcosplace Posts: 103
    ha...yes....She has noticed how trim line I am looking these days... :lol:
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  • Ruari
    Ruari Posts: 217
    Yes! My GF thinks that I 'look lovely' in my kit (Celeste kit to match the Bianchi), and always comments on how good my legs look in lycra! She does say the tan lines are odd though... :D
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Yes, because otherwise i'd be about 18 stone by now.

    And lycra + shaven legs = irresistible. I've never had so much female attention until I punctured outside a country pub one summer. Lots of attractive 30+ women (bored housewives? :lol:) telling me they were sure they had a repair kit somewhere in their garage if I fancied going round for a look.

    I rang my mum for a lift instead :oops:
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  • NaB
    NaB Posts: 105
    Obviously not otherwise it would be more popular...
  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Usually far too tired after cycling, no matter how much she begs me! :wink:
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  • dg74
    dg74 Posts: 656
    I'm a love wildebeast anyway so riding bikes and wearing lycra means nowt for me. :wink:

    (and no)
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    Are you all 12?
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Usually far too tired after cycling, no matter how much she begs me! :wink:

    +1 on that. Old age I think also plays a part. Of course that doesn't mean that the ladies
    aren't noticing you a bit more than the average "Joe".

    Dennis Noward
  • hamstrich
    hamstrich Posts: 112
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Usually far too tired after cycling, no matter how much she begs me! :wink:

    Even on Wednesdays? :wink:
  • OOtzen-Booty
    OOtzen-Booty Posts: 116
    I struggle to rise to the ocasion these days I put that down to the tight fitting kit you have to wear on the old Bike.
  • sicknote
    sicknote Posts: 901
    For me its what got my wife to notice me :D
    That was a few years a ago but it was my legs she was first :wink:
  • airborne_warrior
    airborne_warrior Posts: 199
    Yes cycling gets me laid more often. I use my bike to knock over my victims. It also helps me to get away from the police faster.
  • dg74
    dg74 Posts: 656
    Scrumple wrote:
    Are you all 12?

    Oops - sense of humour bypass.
  • Mystique
    Mystique Posts: 342
    I find a small dash of Rohypnol in the bidon works wonders 8)
  • jswba
    jswba Posts: 491
    Yes -- apparently my bum is much more attractive now.... :oops:
  • BenS999
    BenS999 Posts: 202
    It used to work for me, until i started mtb'ing. getting home covered in mud and sheep $h!tt does nothing for the wife apparently...and i thought she was the dirty one... :oops:
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    jswba wrote:
    Yes -- apparently my bum is much more attractive now.... :oops:

    Yes I've had compliments on my bum since I started cycling. Those glutes definitely get a work out!
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  • Wooliferkins
    Wooliferkins Posts: 2,060
    Nope, by day cycling commuter by night celibate man.
    Neil
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  • rally200
    rally200 Posts: 646
    its all relative.

    compared to doing nothing & becoming a fat b@stard - maybe

    compared to playing premier league football - probably not.

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