Richmond Park Old Slow Fat Boys One lap Challenge

In deference to the speedy three lappers http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12603098 who tear pass me on a regular basis I would like to propose a thread for those of us who are a little more gravitationally challenged.
Suggested rules are all in the title
One lap Richmond Park - either drection
Old - if you feel old, or your bike is old you are welcome
Slow - Can I suggest 22 minutes as the cap for the quickect time?, that keeps us under the speed limit(!), gives us all a challenge, and if you are faster than that then you should be elsewhere
Fat - Could be something scientific based on BMI - but prefer my wife's comment "You're fat if you don't look good in Lycra". Note Fatboys definitely don't shave their legs (we cant bend over that far)
Boys- All boys of any gender welcome
Just add your times below - declaring your measure of lycra distortion is purely optional
El Bulli...............anti........110kg (two melons in a shopping bag).......25.12......29/03/09..........Old school steel
Suggested rules are all in the title
One lap Richmond Park - either drection
Old - if you feel old, or your bike is old you are welcome
Slow - Can I suggest 22 minutes as the cap for the quickect time?, that keeps us under the speed limit(!), gives us all a challenge, and if you are faster than that then you should be elsewhere
Fat - Could be something scientific based on BMI - but prefer my wife's comment "You're fat if you don't look good in Lycra". Note Fatboys definitely don't shave their legs (we cant bend over that far)
Boys- All boys of any gender welcome
Just add your times below - declaring your measure of lycra distortion is purely optional
El Bulli...............anti........110kg (two melons in a shopping bag).......25.12......29/03/09..........Old school steel
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I'm definitely old enough.
Currently I would struggle to get in to the lower echelons of the TLC listing.
I'm not fat but I eat lots of high fat food like cheese , does that count.
My gender has never been questioned.
Next time I can ease myself off the settee I might give it a go.
Snakehips Bikes
from the date stamp on the derailer it's from 1986 though no idea what bike is, i'm certianly over weight though not old as i'm in my 30's.
any how around 25mins at which point my right calf that has been painful for a few days now told me not to be so dumb....
El Bulli...............anti........110kg (two melons in a shopping bag).......25.12......29/03/09..........Old school steel[/quote]
Strong wind today going up Sawyer's - naturally in the face.
Well I can cope with Dark Hill not using the granny but I cannot cope with the formatting of this list.
BRs to all oldies
El Bulli (2)...............anti........109.99kg 24.20...... 29er MTB
El Bull.................anti .......110kg ...... 25.12...... old school steel
Not much activity on this thread, I'm now back on bike having had plate removed from broken collar bone ( hence drop in weight!)
Took my 29er MTB for a spin to see what difference and actually went faster despite 2.25 inch wide knobbly tyres. Would have gone faster still if not stuck behind Rover 75 ( why are they always Rovers?) coming down Broomfield Hill at 20mph.
Thanks for the PM GBS, road bike back from a repaint shortly and I'm looking forward to seeing all single lappers of whatever age or shape join us
GBS...................cl/w.....83kg............23.20
El Bulli (2)..........anti.....109.99kg......24.20...... 29er MTB
El Bull................anti.....110kg ..........25.12...... old school steel
First timed clockwise effort on Monday; started before gates opened so traffic free until an impatient motorist coming down to Ham Cross (Queens Ride?) overtaking at c. 50 mph nearly took me out.
I am feeling selfconscious out in front; surely someone can put me back in the chasing pack.
PB yesterday despite warm headwind going up Sawyers'.
I am struggling with the idea of 3 laps solo but I publicly commit to do it tomorrow. No doubt all the posters on that thread will look with disbelief at the result - how can a guy with such a good bike be so slow? javascript:emoticon(':oops:')