Bear Grylls

Furbes

Is anyone watching that absolute looper Bear Grylls on Discovery ?
I've never seen anyone actually eat all those disgusting Grugs & Maggots that he does :shock:

He must be paid an absolute fortune :!:

Lapierre t 400

he is mad isn't he,couldn't believe what he ate and drank

xtreem

How about to piss your t-shirt and wrap around your head just to keep it cool in the desert?
He's nuts.

Furbes

Xtreem wrote:

How about to wee-wee your t-shirt and wrap around your head just to keep it cool in the desert?
He's nuts.

He drank his own pee earlier & ate a Skunk in the baja dessert :shock:

supersonic

Ray Mears would have him. Though he is quite chubby considering what he does. I think the film crew tows a burger van with them.

Lapierre t 400

did you see the one were he cought a cobra,skinned it then peed in it and used it as a
bottle

sniper68

He is a bit mad,but it was revealed that he actually stayed i good hotels in the last series and not in the wilds as made out :roll:

supersonic

Ah I read that - apparantly they said it didn't detract from what he did which was all real.

Which is true, but curling up on the kingsize after a day out in the bush, sipping your martini must make the snake piss seem a bit better.

sniper68

you know it makes sense

supersonic

Still think old Mears would outlive him. Once Grylls runs out of speed that will be the end, and Mears ha enough fat to survive a nuclear winter.

Anonymous

supersonic wrote:

Still think old Mears would outlive him. Once Grylls runs out of speed that will be the end, and Mears ha enough fat to survive a nuclear winter.

Runs out of speed? are you privvy to some knowledge of Mr Grylls that the rest of us aren't?

toshmund

Think Bear was in the TA SAS, which would be either 21 or 23. Think he was 21 - the Artist rifles, which used to be down in Staines. 23 is up in Liverpool somewhere. Mentioned earlier, he was caught out about sleeping in hotels on the nights of filming. Bit grim eating eyeballs for the hydration aspect...wherever he slept!


# http://www.beargrylls.com/

# (edit....confirmed, he was in 21 SAS. They used to be secretive, but he is a motivational speaker...so it looks good on the CV I suppose!?!?! Doh)

Furbes

He's on tomorrow night in the wilds (!) of Ireland , you'll probably see him trying to eat a Leprechaun

Anonymous

He's never actually grilled a bear though has he?

Furbes

yeehaamcgee wrote:

He's never actually grilled a bear though has he?

Not that i'm aware of :roll: Maybe that's how he got his Name

Anonymous

I reckon he could 'ave a bear in a fight though

Furbes

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I reckon he could 'ave a bear in a fight though

But if the Bear beats him the Headline would be " Bear grills Bear Grylls"

Steelybabes

he's a stream drinker lol

welshkev

Bit grim eating eyeballs for the hydration aspect...wherever he slept!

i know...see the one where he bit the head off a live snake and then sucked out his innards?!?! :shock:

docker0141

i'd hate to be his camera man, you have to travel around the forest's and swamps but he gets all the credit

Furbes

docker0141 wrote:

i'd hate to be his camera man, you have to travel around the forest's and swamps but he gets all the credit

If i was his Camera Man , i'd let him take all the Credit if it meant i didn't have to eat them grubs & creepy crawlies & things :!:

supersonic

When I first heard the name Bear Grylls I thought it was a new food from M and S.

robmanic1

Does he sh!t in the woods?

Furbes

Robmanic1 wrote:

Does he sh!t in the woods?

He probably eats that aswell :shock:

xtreem

Furbes wrote:

Robmanic1 wrote:

Does he sh!t in the woods?

He probably eats that aswell :shock:

There are no woods in the desert.

Furbes

Xtreem wrote:

Furbes wrote:

Robmanic1 wrote:

Does he sh!t in the woods?

He probably eats that aswell :shock:

There are no woods in the desert.

If he was put on the Moon , i'd bet you a Pound to a Penny he'd find something equally disgusting there to eat

supersonic

It's made of cheese anyway ;-)

Furbes

supersonic wrote:

It's made of cheese anyway ;-)

Good one Supe :!:

xtreem

[b]Furbes[/b] wrote:

If he was put on the Moon , i'd bet you a Pound to a Penny he'd find something equally disgusting there to eat

PMSL.

supersonic

Furbes wrote:

Robmanic1 wrote:

Does he sh!t in the woods?

He probably eats that aswell :shock:

Just think if he had eaten wild nuts the day before he would have a ready made Snickers in the morning.

Northwind

Furbes wrote:

But if the Bear beats him the Headline would be " Bear grills Bear Grylls"

Dog bites man, that's not a story. But bear grills bear? That's a story.