World Track Championships - pun time

Ash_

OK, OK, so we all knew that the GB team at the world track championships wasn't likely to repeat the staggering medal haul of the Olympics (missing key members, not being able to peak twice so soon, etc., etc.). Almost as inevitable was the lazy journalism that followed about the GB squads 'failure' - although as I see it they've still already got a cartload of medals after just two days.

Anyway, it's Friday, so in true altruistic nature, I though I'd try and supply those tired old hacks with some headlines they can use, meaning they can get down the pub that little bit earlier...

How about -

Chris-t Newton! Why didn't you win?

GB track squad going nowhere

World Cack Championships

A-HOY (not) THERE!

These are lame, so please post some better ones. Oh, and if anyone can do a decent pun with the name Houvenaghel, you win my Colnago.

STEFANOS4784

GB ON TRACK FOR FAILURE :oops:

simple_salmon

Hou(venaghel) will win the first gold for GB?

PM me and I'll send my address for the Colnago

FSR_XC

simple_salmon wrote:

Hou(venaghel) will win the first gold for GB?

PM me and I'll send my address for the Colnago

With a little help of course.

Well done Wendy

Bhima

The only reason they won medals at the olympics is because of thier super-bling olympic track bikes:

NWLondoner

Why didn't Jess Varnish shine :oops:

cyclingfury

It was clear that many of the other riders had decided to mark Cavendish