Sympathy for the Devil?

pottssteve
pottssteve Posts: 4,069
edited March 2009 in Pro race
Following the disappointing response to my Cav tribute, and the events in Spain, here's one I'm working on for Lance:

Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth, and pace.
I've been around for a long, long year
While so many men, they went to waste.

I was around with Discovery,
We won races, again, again.
Made sure I bossed the peloton,
Chased them down, and sealed their fate.

Pleased to meet you, have you guessed my name?
But what's confusing you is the fact I'm back again.....
Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs

Comments

  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    :D:D:D

    Keep em coming.
  • balfie
    balfie Posts: 24
    Nice.

    Scottish, British but not a tw*t
  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,780
    I was 'round when big big Jan had his moment of doubt and pain
    made damn sure verbruggen whashed his hands and sealed his fate


    I rode a trek, held a GC rank
    when the EPO raged and the puerto stank
    "I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, how good is that"
    --Jens Voight
  • claudb
    claudb Posts: 212
    Great stuff Pottssteve !!!
    I can't wait for the Album to be released !!!!
  • Kléber
    Kléber Posts: 6,842
    I hired Doctor Ferrari,
    Blacklisted the French TV,
    Bullied Bassons away,
    Chased down Simeoni,
    I shouted out, who killed Pantani,
    When after all, it was you and me.
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    Kléber wrote:
    I hired Doctor Ferrari,
    Blacklisted the French TV,
    Bullied Bassons away,
    Chased down Simeoni,
    I shouted out, who killed Pantani,
    When after all, it was you and me.
    :D:D:D

    very good!
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Ground control to Major Tom,
    Sniff your cocaine now and put your helmet on....

    This is Major Tom to ground control
    I'm out of the back door.
    Young Mark Cavendish shot past an pulled away,
    And he's moving in a a most peculiar way,
    And San Remo'll have to wait for another daaay....

    :wink:
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    to the tune of life on Mars

    Its a god awful long affair
    This Milan San remo fayre
    And Armstrong is yelling No
    But Hincapie he must go

    But Cavendish is nowhere to be seen
    And he looks over his shoulder for heem
    Sees the boy with the ugliest face
    And hes towing him now through the race

    But Poggio was a saddening bore
    For weve seen it 10 times better before
    Now heinrich is having a whirl
    But cav makes him look like a girl

    Cyclist fighting on Via Roma
    Oh Man look at those skinny gits go
    Its the freakiest Show

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