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linsen
linsen Posts: 1,959
edited March 2009 in Commuting chat
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Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    linsen wrote:
    my.php?image=caption.jpg
    "Bikeradar revokes preview function! Exclusive!!!"
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    ha ha. Your post looks irrelevant now!
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    linsen wrote:
    ha ha. Your post looks irrelevant now!

    Can't two men dressed in lycra give each other a helping hand in public :shock:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    Don't tell your wife I gave you hand.......
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Phew. At least we're wearing inconspicuous clothing while we're doing this...
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
    Planet-x Scott
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  • Christophe3967
    Christophe3967 Posts: 1,200
    For God's sake pump faster. I can't hang on any longer...
    Bike1
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/35118936@N07/3258551288/
    Bike 2
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/35118936@N ... otostream/
    New Bike
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/35118936@N07/3479300346/
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    linsen wrote:
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    Pump it 'til it's good and hard.
  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    At least we've got a pump and I'm not having to use my mouth again.

    Winner?
  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    "Just add this bit, and presto a unicycle!"
    Things not to believe after being at the pub.
    "This area left purposefully blank"
    Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.

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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    edited March 2009
    linsen wrote:
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    "In-fellatio"

    or

    "Ooh, this feels better in tights"
  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    jashburnham wrote:
    In-fellatio
    Inspired, Sir. I'll settle for runner up.
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    jashburnham wrote:
    linsen wrote:
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    "In-fellatio"

    Isn't that a spell in the fourth Harry Potter book? The one Hermione and Victor -

    Oh, never mind. :wink:
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    3330950684_52c8bbdda6_o.jpg

    It's the rear wheel - I checked.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    Greg66 wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    caption.jpg

    "In-fellatio"

    Isn't that a spell in the fourth Harry Potter book? The one Hermione and Victor -

    Oh, never mind. :wink:

    it is what harry suffers from
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    edited March 2009
    linsen wrote:
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    Look. I *fell* on the pump. Really. And it came out the front. All right? And I think it *is* a good place to hang a wheel, so stop trying to pull the bloody thing out, will you?"
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    linsen wrote:
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    "Are you sure I have to hold this? I don't think it's like a balloon. It's not going to whizz across the street when you take the pump off."
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Just came off in my hands :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    I told you I only had a mini pump
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

    Felt F55 - 2007
    Specialized Singlecross - 2008
    Marin Rift Zone - 1998
    Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    *fit of giggles*
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Feltup wrote:
    I told you I only had a mini pump

    Hey it was COLD right! :oops:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    itboffin wrote:
    Feltup wrote:
    I told you I only had a mini pump

    Hey it was COLD right! :oops:

    What and how you use it is what counts. Iv got a monster floor pump
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    "I'll hang on to the rim, you pump away."
    Today is a good day to ride
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    caption.jpg[/quote]

    "I'll buff your ring as well if you like"

    or

    "Which bit should I lube?"
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Has Greg T exploded in a joke overdose??

    Has JG got his come face on? (I spelt it like that for the kids)

    as to a caption

    "Inflate a date"

    "See, I told you inflation is a stimulating subject"

    jeez that's bad
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Has Greg T exploded in a joke overdose??

    Has JG got his come face on? (I spelt it like that for the kids)

    as to a caption

    "Inflate a date"

    "See, I told you inflation is a stimulating subject"

    jeez that's bad
    Er, possibly. *looks around for an active surveilling webcam*
    I'm fairly sure that's ITB and BoB in the picture (or is that frame), though
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
    Planet-x Scott
    Rides
  • boy on bike
    boy on bike Posts: 139
    JonGinge wrote:
    I'm fairly sure that's ITB and BoB in the picture (or is that frame), though

    Outed. As it were...
    Road - FCN3

    Town - FCN8

    Play
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Has Greg T exploded in a joke overdose??

    Has JG got his come face on? (I spelt it like that for the kids)

    as to a caption

    "Inflate a date"

    "See, I told you inflation is a stimulating subject"

    jeez that's bad
    Er, possibly. *looks around for an active surveilling webcam*
    I'm fairly sure that's ITB and BoB in the picture (or is that frame), though

    :lol: whoops, I thought I read it was you... apologies, get back to your stealthy activities
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • cheehee
    cheehee Posts: 427
    "keep going - it's getting harder"

    "but the tyre feels the same"

    "I wasn't talking about the tyre.............."
  • cheehee
    cheehee Posts: 427
    "I didn't know that you used tyre sealant?"

    "that's not sealant" :shock:
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    He thought he was operating the PUMP, untill he looked up and saw his friends' wobbly knees and glazed eyes :shock:
    Boo-yah mofo
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