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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    She is presenting me with a rack of lamb apparently. And i have enough booze to sink a sheep.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Sewinman wrote:
    She is presenting me with a rack of lamb apparently. And i have enough booze to sink a sheep.

    There's a 'nice rack' joke in there waiting to spoil a lovely evening... :D
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  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    She is presenting me with a rack of lamb apparently. And i have enough booze to sink a sheep.

    There's a 'nice rack' joke in there waiting to spoil a lovely evening... :D

    surly some of these act are illegal - like sinking a sheep
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    She is presenting me with a rack of lamb apparently. And i have enough booze to sink a sheep.

    There's a 'nice rack' joke in there waiting to spoil a lovely evening... :D

    surly some of these act are illegal - like sinking a sheep

    not to worry if it's a welsh sheep ni on impossible!
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    good luck tonight. you already done the most difficult part (first date), so just chile and enjoy the night. :)
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I like me a forward Woman, who is classy with it.

    The holy trinity, dirty posh birds who fancy you.

    the Venn diagramm of "classy" and "forward" is completed by "interested".

    The overlap of the this holy trinity is so small that the world's most powerful electron microscopes are unable to identify it even when the lines are drawn a single molecules width with a well calibrated ionising laser.

    This however should not stop any young shaver trying to open up the space by applying such means as alcohol, nutty dancing to Madness and complimenting her baps.
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    linsen wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    interesting perception that relationship = right and singledom = wrong .........

    Come on Linsen, I know you want to get into this discussion and I have so wanted to debate with you... :oops:

    Anyway,

    It is an interesting peception and the true answer, I believe, is that a choice of life and living when not harmful to yourself or others cannot be defined as right or wrong but more accurately is a mere preference subjective to the individual whose life said preference is attached to.

    << Knods head knowingly >>

    Sunday, on the way up those hills - I promise a debate or two :wink:

    In between gasping for breath!

    :lol:
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    jashburnham wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    interesting perception that relationship = right and singledom = wrong .........

    Come on Linsen, I know you want to get into this discussion and I have so wanted to debate with you... :oops:

    Anyway,

    It is an interesting peception and the true answer, I believe, is that a choice of life and living when not harmful to yourself or others cannot be defined as right or wrong but more accurately is a mere preference subjective to the individual whose life said preference is attached to.

    << Knods head knowingly >>

    Sunday, on the way up those hills - I promise a debate or two :wink:

    In between gasping for breath!

    :lol:

    Hmm I was going to challenge that.

    Sadly unable......

    :(
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  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    If she has any Aussi in her then best make sure you have a club to complement the booze then use the aussi foreplay of "brace yourself".
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    From Surrey daaaahling.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg66 wrote:
    Yeah, but LiTs, with you approaching
    Sewinman wrote:
    the keenness in the late twenties thing

    all these "tactics" will soon be of mere academic interest to you... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    Yeah give LiT another year and even Don_Don will start to look appealing... :P
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Feltup wrote:
    If she has any Aussi in her then best make sure you have a club to complement the booze then use the aussi foreplay of "brace yourself".

    Shurely, if she has any Aussi in her, Sewinman needs to get the b@stard out before he has a go. :shock:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited March 2009
    Greg T wrote:

    The holy trinity, dirty posh birds who fancy you.

    I couldn't bothered and just picked up some burd from Essex... the rest of the trinity (posh and fancy me) she can learn...
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    gents all I can say. an older women is never a bad thing. I have a close friend who swears by them.

    And he on a regular basis does mad gentlemen dash around the house.

    Do they not mind? :wink:
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    @Greg66, DDD, Feltup: Oi! Just you watch it kids, else I'll send the boys round.

    :lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    @Greg66, DDD, Feltup: Oi! Just you watch it kids, else I'll send the boys round.

    :lol:

    Wow, I see that whole keenness thing has kicked in early for you LiT's....

    And she's part Aussie...

    :twisted: Hot damn! :twisted:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    BenBlyth wrote:
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    gents all I can say. an older women is never a bad thing. I have a close friend who swears by them.

    And he on a regular basis does mad gentlemen dash around the house.

    Do they not mind? :wink:

    they love enjoying younger men. I can see the fatal attraction here
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Greg T wrote:

    The holy trinity, dirty posh birds who fancy you.

    I couldn't bothered and just picked up some burd from Essex... the rest of the trinity (posh and fancy me) she can learn...

    This is an insightful and useful approach to the subject. Very Pygmalion.

    Or is it Pigmaleiron
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    BenBlyth wrote:
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    gents all I can say. an older women is never a bad thing. I have a close friend who swears by them.

    And he on a regular basis does mad gentlemen dash around the house.

    Do they not mind? :wink:

    they love enjoying younger men. I can see the fatal attraction here

    I must say, older women 40-50s are like a well made fine wine designed to get better with age. Or like left over takeaway, the morning after a horrendously heavy night out. Jaysus. I mean mind blowingly Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious freaking spectacularly good

    They're not just forward, they're savage, relentless and yet somehow extremely giving.

    It's a novelty though as there is too old. Like if I'm 60 I'm not going to be chasing 80yr old women because they can teach me a thing or two. Most of what they'd know is likely to be out of fashion or simply doesn't exist anymore and that's just ewwwurgh!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    BenBlyth wrote:
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    gents all I can say. an older women is never a bad thing. I have a close friend who swears by them.

    And he on a regular basis does mad gentlemen dash around the house.

    Do they not mind? :wink:

    they love enjoying younger men. I can see the fatal attraction here

    I must say, older women 40-50s are like a well made fine wine designed to get better with age. Or like left over takeaway, the morning after a horrendously heavy night out. Jaysus. I mean mind blowingly Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious freaking spectacularly good

    They're not just forward, they're savage, relentless and yet somehow extremely giving.

    It's a novelty though as there is too old. Like if I'm 60 I'm not going to be chasing 80yr old women because they can teach me a thing or two. Most of what they'd know is likely to be out of fashion or simply doesn't exist anymore and that's just ewwwurgh!

    Being in my mid twenties I like savage, makes feel alive...........

    If I get to the age of sixty, hell I wont be chasing 80 year old's I will be portraying the idea that I free to be a sugar daddy.......

    DDD you cannot fussy in the current climate
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    Hello over here! How did it go then? And no I don't need to know about being passed by Bromptons :wink:
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Yeah really good, she sent a v nice email today. Very well behaved young lady.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Sewinman wrote:
    Yeah really good, she sent a v nice email today. Very well behaved young lady.

    What the hell is THAT!!!!

    Ok just answer these three questions:

    What did she cook?

    Did it taste nice?

    What time did she go home? :wink:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    edited March 2009
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Yeah really good, she sent a v nice email today. Very well behaved young lady.

    What the hell is THAT!!!!

    Ok just answer these three questions:

    What did she cook? Rack of welsh lamb with mashed potato and roast tomato.

    Did it taste nice? Very, as did champers, proseco and red wine.

    What time did she go home? :wink:

    What did she cook? Rack of welsh lamb with mashed potato and roast tomato.

    Did it taste nice? Very, as did champers, proseco and red wine.

    What time did she go home? :wink11.30pm.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Sewinman wrote:
    Dondaddyd wrote:
    What time did she go home? :wink:
    11.30pm.

    Didn't offer her a bowl of cornflakes in the Morning then, no?

    Shame... :(


    Still food sounds real good. Seems like she certainly put the effort in.. wonder why....

    I still say she's keen, though best run it by Linsen first, I said Linsen's line "how does the dress make you feel hun?" and I'm still reaping the benefits, verily! (nearly had to wear 2 cycle shorts...)

    Is there any mileage in this, you think?
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    (In old groany voice) - I remember those days when I was a lad, 20 years man and boy - going home at 3am, getting up at 11am and having my mum say "Where were you last night?" as I stand there deshevelled, same clothes on as the night before, sticking of sex and booze......

    God I miss those days.....(except the living at home, glad I moved out at 17!)

    Hope it is going well for you though! I am sure you are wooing in a classier way nowadays rather than getting Jiggy down "Tramps" nightclub on a Friday night....
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    by the sound of it, she is 100% keen and just wanna take thing slow. Patience, don't rush things and you will be fine. :)

    just like fishing.
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Dondaddyd wrote:
    What time did she go home? :wink:
    11.30pm.

    Didn't offer her a bowl of cornflakes in the Morning then, no?

    Shame... :(


    Still food sounds real good. Seems like she certainly put the effort in.. wonder why....

    I still say she's keen, though best run it by Linsen first, I said Linsen's line "how does the dress make you feel hun?" and I'm still reaping the benefits, verily! (nearly had to wear 2 cycle shorts...)

    Is there any mileage in this, you think?

    Yeah, its all good so far. Who wants to do the walk of shame on a school day anyway...

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