Poncy use of a handle bar mirror

tardington
tardington Posts: 1,379
edited February 2009 in Commuting chat
The borrowed bike has one. So I was meeting the gf, and I was fixing my helmet hair... The look a woman gave me! :shock: :oops:

Must get my hair cut.

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,714
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    A man's hair should require no more than a single run through of the fingers in order to regain perfection.
  • Steve Kish
    Steve Kish Posts: 216
    I like my hair blowing in the wind but am usually too proud to chase after it! :wink::lol:
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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    whyamihere wrote:
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    A man's hair should require no more than a single run through of the fingers in order to regain perfection.

    But my gf looks extremely nice - I have to rise to her level!
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    whyamihere wrote:
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    TMFU - touch my funny uncle?

    UFMT Undo flies; molest taco?
  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    tardie wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    TMFU - touch my funny uncle?

    UFMT Undo flies; molest taco?

    Ok that second one has disturbing imagery in my mind of someone in A&E having to explain the burns.
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  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    hisoka wrote:
    tardie wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    TMFU - touch my funny uncle?

    UFMT Undo flies; molest taco?

    Ok that second one has disturbing imagery in my mind of someone in A&E having to explain the burns.

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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    I quite like my helmet hair! I do need to get mine cut tho as the new lid is rather closer fitting then my old one and my hair is almost poking out the vents! Still it's an interesting effect after the morning commute and doesn't need much more then my hand run through it to return it to it's usual bushy splendour!
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  • Peasoup
    Peasoup Posts: 63
    I am quite impressed.

    Despite a blatant helmet bait this has stayed in track.

    FUMT - forget useless mane tampering
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    tardie wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    A man's hair should require no more than a single run through of the fingers in order to regain perfection.

    But my gf looks extremely nice - I have to rise to her level!
    What you described really is incredibly poncy.You wouldn`t get away with that in Glasgow.
    Get a girlfriend that looks less nice then you can have messy hair.
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  • mac10
    mac10 Posts: 13
    It could have been worse you could have been putting on eye shadow and lippy (whatever they are - heard the girlfriend mention them once)

    Solution to helmet hair.. Don't wear one.... Uh oh, dont start that again!!!!

    Sorry Peasoup, i feel ashamed :oops:
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    And we were doing so well! :(

    I have one of the spesh Skillet helmets, so the hair is flat flat flat, apart from a sort of ridge that sticks out on top of the ears - think deep south redneck look. Not a good look! Genereally my head hair is as long as my bear hair - 6mm is pretty much unhelmetable.


    And I hear glasweegians are very dapper these days - they wear shoes and everything!
  • nwallace
    nwallace Posts: 1,465
    antfly wrote:
    tardie wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Rearrange the following into a well known acronym: TUFM

    A man's hair should require no more than a single run through of the fingers in order to regain perfection.

    But my gf looks extremely nice - I have to rise to her level!
    What you described really is incredibly poncy.You wouldn`t get away with that in Glasgow.
    Get a girlfriend that looks less nice then you can have messy hair.

    If he was from Glasgow, both he and his GF would probably look a lot less nice than they believe they do (but still believe they look as nice as they believe they do now).
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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    tardie wrote:
    The borrowed bike has one. So I was meeting the gf, and I was fixing my helmet hair... The look a woman gave me! :shock: :oops:

    Must get my hair cut.
    MTFU - get baldy!
    antfly wrote:
    What you described really is incredibly poncy.You wouldn`t get away with that in Glasgow.
    's right. *points at Tardie* Pooooooooooooooffff! :wink:
    antfly wrote:
    Get a girlfriend that looks less nice then you can have messy hair.
    And make her wear a shellsuit.
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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Craps, if I may call you that, you were also doing so well till I noticed you were from THAT PLACE.

    I'm going to have to assume you look like Tommy til I hear otherwise :shock:
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    tardie wrote:
    Craps, if I may call you that, you were also doing so well till I noticed you were from THAT PLACE.

    I'm going to have to assume you look like Tommy til I hear otherwise :shock:
    Eh, Tommy who? :?
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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Sheridan

    :shock:

    Imagining him with titchy hair is fun though!
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    No, I don't have that much hair. And I'm not nearly 'Robert Kilroy-Silk' orange enough.
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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    EXACTLY what he would say...
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    tardie wrote:
    EXACTLY what he would say...
    In that case I'm totally covered in thick, wirey camel-like hair and I'm so orange that it hurts the eyes. All my friends are swingers.
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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    :)

    So what is the Manly cycle haircut then?
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    tardie wrote:
    :)

    So what is the Manly cycle haircut then?
    bald-headed-haircut.jpg
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  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    If you look at it for long enough it becomes a real face.Spooky.
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