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il_principe
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He has a drink as well, I bet (and a few in his belly).
I love you too Jash, sheriously, you're a bloke, you are *hic*0 -
biondino wrote:He has a drink as well, I bet (and a few in his belly).
I love you too Jash, sheriously, you're a bloke, you are *hic*
I wish. Stuck behind my desk, studiously avoiding work.
No booze until tomorrow, wagons roll.- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
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This is a great forum and ATM moment a seriously large part of my snow bound unemployed social life.
Take this week for example were had a wearing helmet thread and a shaving legs thread all we need to complete the trinity is a Shimano vs Campagnolo.
No this forum (when working) is ace especially the people!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
I agree. We should all give ourselves a pat on the back.
I'm amazed how much work I've got done today despite following the helmets thread all day.0 -
Well, I hate you all :P0
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This forum rocks until about 5.30pm when everyone buggers off home and I'm left here with just Jen for company, who hates us.0
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That is its downfall, the commuting forum goes to sleep at commuting time...
Maybe it's a sign I'm working too late again.0 -
Its OK Brun, I'm working till 10 tonight0
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I now feel slightly guilty cos I'm off to the pub.0
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Well that's just great isn't it?
Here I am
All on my own
With no-one to talk to
Harrumph...0 -
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No I'm here too.....
Was supposed to be marking books but I had a better offer which involved wine and a pub.....
Btw I quite like this place too
Jash - your slogan suggestion gave me the biggest laugh I've had all weekEmerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
linsen wrote:No I'm here too.....
Was supposed to be marking books but I had a better offer which involved wine and a pub.....
Btw I quite like this place too
Jash - your slogan suggestion gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week
Bad example to set the kids, not doing your homework but I'd do the same. Work or pub?? Pub!I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
I feel a picture coiming on....
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linsen wrote:No I'm here too.....
Was supposed to be marking books but I had a better offer which involved wine and a pub.....
Btw I quite like this place too
Jash - your slogan suggestion gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week
Glad to be of service!
So how many parents at your establishment are obese? ... and how many kids?- 2023 Vielo V+1
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Actually not too many, so there must be other forms of exercise in the world too.....
Our pupils are at present not allowed to cycle to school....
Our culture has become slightly too risk averse me thinksEmerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
marchant wrote:I feel a picture coiming on....
This reminds me of a time when my wife and I were staying at a friend's flat in Singapore. It was on the 15th floor, and they said don't the let the cat get out on the balcony. The stupid moggie duly got out, and was sat, scared utterly sh*tless, on a concrete bridge of some kind between two walls of the flat. Fortunately, we retrieved it.
So, whoever says cats are smart needs to think again.FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
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After a 3 week break I have thoroughly enjoyed returning to this forum and annoying lots of people with my harsh comments and rude trying to be funny witticisms.
It's also lovely catching up with the people I don't like as wellRoadie FCN: 3
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linsen wrote:Our culture has become slightly too risk averse me thinks
I agree, I've just been told off for standing on a wheeled chair (my colleague was holding it) to reach some books on my shelf at work.
Apparently I should have got a ladder from stores or stood on my desk.
The whole process took about 30 seconds - I'm not going to get a ladder for that AND my desk, unlike my chair, would probably have collapsed.
World's gone mad I tell you :?0 -
Our boss used to deactivate flousescent lights which had gone flickery by standing on the nearest desk, leaning out as necessary, and poking the tube out of its contacts with his fingers. While still switched on. Somehow I don't think the health & safety dept were aware0
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Well in my school of 2000 we have just been told that we are not allowed to work "at height" without being trained to use a step stool or ladder. No standing on any kind of chair is allowed.
Currently one person in the whole place is "qualified" to stand on a stepladder.Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
Bloody hell. Are you allowed to go upstairs without being trained?0
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linsen wrote:Actually not too many, so there must be other forms of exercise in the world too.....
Our pupils are at present not allowed to cycle to school....
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iain_j wrote:Bloody hell. Are you allowed to go upstairs without being trained?0
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Always Tyred wrote:linsen wrote:Actually not too many, so there must be other forms of exercise in the world too.....
Our pupils are at present not allowed to cycle to school....
Our culture has become slightly too risk averse me thinks
You could. I don't work in a Southampton school howeverEmerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
linsen wrote:No I'm here too.....
Was supposed to be marking books but I had a better offer which involved wine and a pub.....
Btw I quite like this place too
Jash - your slogan suggestion gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week
Which one?Dan0 -
Extract from an article I found some time ago:Whose risk is it anyway?
No napkins…the elderly might eat them.
"Health and safety rules were invoked to halt the distribution of free napkins printed with safety tips with meals on wheels in part of Gloucestershire, after organisers were warned that there should have been a risk assessment of choking hazards."
The Guardian, 13 April 2005
Risk, it appears, lurks everywhere and no stone is left unturned in our apparent desire to hunt it down and eliminate it. Where it doesn’t exist, imaginations run riot in order to identify all the possible things which could happen. Nothing appears to stand in the way of stamping out risk – not our liberty, cost, efficiency, the truth and not, it seems, ridicule.
Between April and July 2002, over 400 crimes concerning bogus doorstep callers were reported in Gloucestershire. The victims were predominantly women over the age of 70 – exactly the profile of most ‘meals on wheels’ recipients needing to be targetted with safety tips. Contrast this with the fact that between 1978 and 2002 there was one accident where a person choked on a napkin in the whole of Britain – a new born baby who survived the incident.
Tewksbury Crime and Disorder Partnership group's development manager, Debbie Kemp, said: “We were discussing it at the meeting and it was brought to our attention that we should consider health and safety issues. Things were put on hold while we checked the rules and made sure the napkins were safe.”
Pat Scannell of Gloucestershire Pensioners’ Forum said: “To risk-assess a napkin is utterly ridiculous and an unnecessary cost to the taxpayer”. Fortunately the napkins were eventually assessed as ‘perfectly safe’ and the scheme went ahead
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don_don wrote:Extract from an article I found some time ago:Whose risk is it anyway?
No napkins…the elderly might eat them.
"Health and safety rules were invoked to halt the distribution of free napkins printed with safety tips with meals on wheels in part of Gloucestershire, after organisers were warned that there should have been a risk assessment of choking hazards."
The Guardian, 13 April 2005
Please let them have been two weeks late with that one?
Sadly I know that's not the case :roll:0