Who's the daddy?

mongoosed

Hi all,Just about to set off this morn to do some more trails at my local CP,when my 14 yr old son says i'll come with you dad so i can laugh at you struggling up the hills,well i had to wait for him at the tops,he walked some of thr trails,then phoned his mum to pick him up while i cycled home,kids eh,great fun though.

maximus69

tell him to cut down on the fags and booze. thats what i just told my mate. he is 34 though

Banned!

thats nice. you beat your child at riding a bike and then came online to boast about it and laugh at him.

I bet he's glad youre his father. really.

-liam-

Jesus_Christ wrote:

thats nice. you beat your child at riding a bike and then came online to boast about it and laugh at him.

I bet he's glad youre his father. really.

I'm sure its all meant with a little tongue in cheek...

From what I can see of your posts you need to stop attacking people quite so often.

toasty

-Liam- wrote:

Jesus_Christ wrote:

thats nice. you beat your child at riding a bike and then came online to boast about it and laugh at him.

I bet he's glad youre his father. really.

I'm sure its all meant with a little tongue in cheek...

From what I can see of your posts you need to stop attacking people quite so often.

Given your avatar I'm assuming what you meant to say with the above was:

"Calm down, calm down"

-liam-

hehe !

mongoosed

what the hell is you're problem jesus christ,yeah he is glad i'm his father we had a right good laugh,i thought this would be a good forum to be on,but forget it,with assholes like you on it i wont be bothering any more

Banned!

hey, youre the one belittling your own child mister!

-liam-

mongoosed wrote:

what the hell is you're problem jesus christ,yeah he is glad i'm his father we had a right good laugh,i thought this would be a good forum to be on,but forget it,with assholes like you on it i wont be bothering any more

"Calm Down"

He's a minority.

whyamihere

I'm pretty sure that Jesus is using a little known skill called 'sarcasm'...

As you were gents.

toasty

-Liam- wrote:

mongoosed wrote:

what the hell is you're problem jesus christ,yeah he is glad i'm his father we had a right good laugh,i thought this would be a good forum to be on,but forget it,with assholes like you on it i wont be bothering any more

"Calm Down"

He's a minority.

Indeed, hang around a bit longer

giner1961

mongoosed

Do not let one uptight forum member put you off, i found it quite funny, and would have done the same

kingderham

Hey moongoose, hang about a bit, jesus christ is the only idiot member i have come across on this site

kingderham

whyamihere wrote:

I'm pretty sure that Jesus is using a little known skill called 'sarcasm'...

As you were gents.

I think he is just being plain RUDE AND IGNORANT

switchback18

mongoosed wrote:

Hi all,Just about to set off this morn to do some more trails at my local CP,when my 14 yr old son says i'll come with you dad so i can laugh at you struggling up the hills,well i had to wait for him at the tops,he walked some of thr trails,then phoned his mum to pick him up while i cycled home,kids eh,great fun though.

Doesn't seem malicious to me... I'm sure your son can take it!

Everyone seems to 'know' everyone else's motives eh?

Banned!

kingderham wrote:

whyamihere wrote:

I'm pretty sure that Jesus is using a little known skill called 'sarcasm'...

As you were gents.

I think he is just being plain RUDE AND IGNORANT

never seen the fast show then eh?

never mind, Im sure there are some pictures of dead kittens online to keep you amused.

toasty

What's that got to do with anything? Yes, I've seen the sketch, the Fast Show isn't intended as an informative drama on parenting. Your comment didn't really sound tongue in cheek to me, it just made you sound like a bit of an arse, getting off on the anonymity of the internet :?

Go ride some more stairs, get that teen angst out.

Banned!

waaah!! waaahh!!

somebody made a joke that I didnt get

on the INTERNET!!!!!!


MMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMYYY!!!!

toasty

Stairs that way :arrow:

Sarcasm over the internet doesn't work, as shown here.

Banned!

Toasty wrote:

Stairs that way :arrow:

Sarcasm over the internet doesn't work, as shown here.

yeah, you did a good job of showing it too.

well done.

toasty

Thanks, glad that's settled.

dave_hill

Jesus_Christ wrote:

Toasty wrote:

Stairs that way :arrow:

Sarcasm over the internet doesn't work, as shown here.

yeah, you did a good job of showing it too.

well done.

Like I'm bothered...

landranger

You keep on rocking JC.

I for one like your banter. They don't like it up 'em. In the real world, people say and do bad things y'know . . . . . :shock:

toasty

All I'd say is, if you do mean something in a light hearted way. When they pull you up on it, don't be a stubborn arse and carry on attempting to shoot them down.

what the hell is you're problem jesus christ

hey, youre the one belittling your own child mister!

That's not clever, it's just obnoxious. If you do genuinely mean well and you're just hideously bad at phrasing things, might I suggest covering everything in emoticons, they lighten the tone.

Ass hat

jadamson

has anyone noticed that he hasn't returned?!

LordBanks

Hopefully someones nailed him to a couple bits of 2 x 4. :shock:

-liam-

pmsl!!

mcflyss

This thread made me larf!!
Shame the thread starter does not seem to have come back either.

mongoosed

here i am ,just thought i may have made some of you laugh,i'm new on here remember,we both went back out on monday,he left me for dead,my legs just went to jelly,need to recover for tomorrow.

counterculture

i dont see the problem in the OP belittling his kid, you cant ridicule other peoples kids these days without fear of vigilante action

also seeing as he's 14 and from Ayrshire, giving up the fags and booze probably is a good piece of advice

mongoosed

i didnt belittle him,we just had a really fun day and lots of banter,and its not the fags and booze,its the macd's and pringles.