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Clever Pun
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lies...
In all seriousness users are informed when they get a pm is it thread worthy?
lies...
In all seriousness users are informed when they get a pm is it thread worthy?
Purveyor of sonic doom
Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
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Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
Fixed Pista- FCN 5
Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
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Who knows?
But just so I don't fall into the trap, I'm not going to start a thread to say
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL!
I'm going to tell the world about it right here.
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One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."
And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"0 -
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Jamey wrote:One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."
And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"
Like it.
I'm thinking of ringing Mrs G66 to tell her I'm sending her a text.
The text will tell her to check her email.
The email will say there's a fax on the way.
The fax will be of the outside of an envelope. Addressed to her.
The envelope will contain a message: Can you ring me?
OTOH, since I have nowhere else to live, I might just forego this little pleasure.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Who knows?
But just so I don't fall into the trap, I'm not going to start a thread to say
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL!
I'm going to tell the world about it right here.
Remember folks, you heard it hear first. CP's thread. Where breaking news breaks.
And now, a word from our sponsors:
"Do you suffer from embarrassing itching?
Well no more. Now, in the privacy and comfort of your own home, you can use this fold-away-for-easy-storage handy device to banish embarrassing itching. And it's yours for just $29.99 down and 72 e-z payments of $49.99. And remember, if you order in the next ten minutes, we'll send you *this* amazing device to banish embarrassing hair loss. Or gains"
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Greg66 wrote:Jamey wrote:One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."
And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"
Like it.
I'm thinking of ringing Mrs G66 to tell her I'm sending her a text.
The text will tell her to check her email.
The email will say there's a fax on the way.
The fax will be of the outside of an envelope. Addressed to her.
The envelope will contain a message: Can you ring me?
OTOH, since I have nowhere else to live, I might just forego this little pleasure.
How will you fax an envelope with a letter in it? Hmmmmmm?0 -
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lost_in_thought wrote:
How will you fax an envelope with a letter in it? Hmmmmmm?
Like, der-her!
The fax will be to say there's a letter on the way, and a picture of the outside of the envelope will be in the fax so she knows what to look out for.
The envelope follows in the post.
Come on, do keep up!0 -
I could fax you a wafer I reckon.
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- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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Email them, and cc. them to me too please0
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Right, I'm off to feed a garibaldi into the fax machine... who wants it?0
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me me me me me
haven't had one of those for years
or a fig roll come to think of it
pink wafers - now they are thankfully only a dim and distant memory now!Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:Right, I'm off to feed a garibaldi into the fax machine... who wants it?
mmmm proper squashed fly biscuits!
Talking of which did you see that program Swarm which featured a lake in africa where millions of flies swarm from the lake and eventually hit land where the locals catch them and form them into burgers. Apparently the burgers contain more protein than beef burgers, great for muscle building training!Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.
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Yes, but you would have to EAT A BURGER MADE OF FLIES.
:shock: :shock:
I'll stick to the pink wafers that I'm sure I'll find at some point.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Jamey wrote:One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."
And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"
Like it.
I'm thinking of ringing Mrs G66 to tell her I'm sending her a text.
The text will tell her to check her email.
The email will say there's a fax on the way.
The fax will be of the outside of an envelope. Addressed to her.
The envelope will contain a message: Can you ring me?
OTOH, since I have nowhere else to live, I might just forego this little pleasure.
This is ABSOLUTELY Genius. April Fools day can't come too soon.
I'm going to make someone go through this entire process, only to say the glorious "April Fools!!!!"Food Chain number = 4
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lost_in_thought wrote:Yes, but you would have to EAT A BURGER MADE OF FLIES.
:shock: :shock:
I'll stick to the pink wafers that I'm sure I'll find at some point.
Could this be anymore OT!- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
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- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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jashburnham wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Yes, but you would have to EAT A BURGER MADE OF FLIES.
:shock: :shock:
I'll stick to the pink wafers that I'm sure I'll find at some point.
Could this be anymore OT!
I think that's a challenge...0 -
I saw this thread this morning and went "Ooo"... oh yeah hang on
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lost_in_thought wrote:Right, I'm off to feed a garibaldi into the fax machine... who wants it?
Every single time I hear of garibaldi biccies I can not help but think of the Young Ones sketch with Alexi Sayle going on about "revolution the buiscuits of Italy, rise up out of your box, you have nothing to loose but your waffers, yum yum yum yum yum."
That even more OT yet?"This area left purposefully blank"
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Clever Pun wrote:I saw this thread this morning and went "Ooo"... oh yeah hang on
duh
Yeah, but admit it: this thread has been better than an inbox of PMs ...0 -
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lost_in_thought wrote:Or PMS.
Yeah! That too!0 -
Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Or PMS.
Yeah! That too!
Although how you'd concentrate irrational hormonal rage into an online mailbox is beyond me.0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Or PMS.
Yeah! That too!
Although how you'd concentrate irrational hormonal rage into an online mailbox is beyond me.
itboffin will know the answer to that. I'm certain of it. :twisted:0