Clever Pun you have a PM

Clever Pun
Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
edited January 2009 in Commuting chat
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lies...

In all seriousness users are informed when they get a pm is it thread worthy?
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Who knows?

    But just so I don't fall into the trap, I'm not going to start a thread to say

    I JUST GOT AN EMAIL!

    I'm going to tell the world about it right here.

    Remember folks, you heard it hear first. CP's thread. Where breaking news breaks.

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  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."

    And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"
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  • itboffin
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    Are you all unemployed or is it just me..... Greg!
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Jamey wrote:
    One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."

    And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"

    Like it.

    I'm thinking of ringing Mrs G66 to tell her I'm sending her a text.

    The text will tell her to check her email.

    The email will say there's a fax on the way.

    The fax will be of the outside of an envelope. Addressed to her.

    The envelope will contain a message: Can you ring me?


    OTOH, since I have nowhere else to live, I might just forego this little pleasure. :wink:
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Greg66 wrote:
    Who knows?

    But just so I don't fall into the trap, I'm not going to start a thread to say

    I JUST GOT AN EMAIL!

    I'm going to tell the world about it right here.

    Remember folks, you heard it hear first. CP's thread. Where breaking news breaks.

    And now, a word from our sponsors:

    "Do you suffer from embarrassing itching?

    Well no more. Now, in the privacy and comfort of your own home, you can use this fold-away-for-easy-storage handy device to banish embarrassing itching. And it's yours for just $29.99 down and 72 e-z payments of $49.99. And remember, if you order in the next ten minutes, we'll send you *this* amazing device to banish embarrassing hair loss. Or gains"
    ]

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    :lol:
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Greg66 wrote:
    Jamey wrote:
    One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."

    And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"

    Like it.

    I'm thinking of ringing Mrs G66 to tell her I'm sending her a text.

    The text will tell her to check her email.

    The email will say there's a fax on the way.

    The fax will be of the outside of an envelope. Addressed to her.

    The envelope will contain a message: Can you ring me?


    OTOH, since I have nowhere else to live, I might just forego this little pleasure. :wink:

    :lol:

    How will you fax an envelope with a letter in it? Hmmmmmm?
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  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    Can someone email me some biscuits please?
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    How will you fax an envelope with a letter in it? Hmmmmmm?

    Like, der-her!

    The fax will be to say there's a letter on the way, and a picture of the outside of the envelope will be in the fax so she knows what to look out for.

    The envelope follows in the post.

    Come on, do keep up!
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  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    Jamey wrote:
    Can someone email me some biscuits please?

    Got some Jaffa Cakes but I'll have to bluetooth them to you..
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    I could fax you a wafer I reckon.
  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    A way for what?

    (Arf arf)
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  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Email them, and cc. them to me too please
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Right, I'm off to feed a garibaldi into the fax machine... who wants it?
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    me me me me me

    haven't had one of those for years

    or a fig roll come to think of it

    pink wafers - now they are thankfully only a dim and distant memory now!
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  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Right, I'm off to feed a garibaldi into the fax machine... who wants it?

    mmmm proper squashed fly biscuits!

    Talking of which did you see that program Swarm which featured a lake in africa where millions of flies swarm from the lake and eventually hit land where the locals catch them and form them into burgers. Apparently the burgers contain more protein than beef burgers, great for muscle building training!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Yes, but you would have to EAT A BURGER MADE OF FLIES.

    :shock: :shock:

    I'll stick to the pink wafers that I'm sure I'll find at some point. :wink:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg66 wrote:
    Jamey wrote:
    One of my mates had a text off his mum the other day. It said "I've just sent you an email."

    And it's not even like there was an attachment or anything. The email read something like "Are you coming over for your Dad's birthday?"

    Like it.

    I'm thinking of ringing Mrs G66 to tell her I'm sending her a text.

    The text will tell her to check her email.

    The email will say there's a fax on the way.

    The fax will be of the outside of an envelope. Addressed to her.

    The envelope will contain a message: Can you ring me?


    OTOH, since I have nowhere else to live, I might just forego this little pleasure. :wink:

    This is ABSOLUTELY Genius. April Fools day can't come too soon.

    I'm going to make someone go through this entire process, only to say the glorious "April Fools!!!!"
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Yes, but you would have to EAT A BURGER MADE OF FLIES.

    :shock: :shock:

    I'll stick to the pink wafers that I'm sure I'll find at some point. :wink:

    Could this be anymore OT!
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    jashburnham wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Yes, but you would have to EAT A BURGER MADE OF FLIES.

    :shock: :shock:

    I'll stick to the pink wafers that I'm sure I'll find at some point. :wink:

    Could this be anymore OT!

    I think that's a challenge... ;)
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    I saw this thread this morning and went "Ooo"... oh yeah hang on

    duh
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  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Right, I'm off to feed a garibaldi into the fax machine... who wants it?

    Every single time I hear of garibaldi biccies I can not help but think of the Young Ones sketch with Alexi Sayle going on about "revolution the buiscuits of Italy, rise up out of your box, you have nothing to loose but your waffers, yum yum yum yum yum."

    That even more OT yet? :lol:
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  • biondino
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  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    biondino wrote:
    Ah, your Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment. Bolshtastic!

    YES!
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Excuse me, do you dig graves?
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  • hisoka
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Clever Pun wrote:
    I saw this thread this morning and went "Ooo"... oh yeah hang on

    duh

    Yeah, but admit it: this thread has been better than an inbox of PMs ... :wink:
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Or PMS.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Or PMS.

    Yeah! That too!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Greg66 wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Or PMS.

    Yeah! That too!

    Although how you'd concentrate irrational hormonal rage into an online mailbox is beyond me.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Greg66 wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Or PMS.

    Yeah! That too!

    Although how you'd concentrate irrational hormonal rage into an online mailbox is beyond me.

    itboffin will know the answer to that. I'm certain of it. :twisted:
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