NEVER buy Orange!

Banned!

I had an orange and the rear triangle snapped!! I knew it would snap if I rode it they way I did, but I went ahead and did it anyway. and it broke!! utter sh1t3!!

anybody who buys Orange is stupid and dribbles on themselves

mellex

Jesus_Christ wrote:

I had an orange and the rear triangle snapped!! I knew it would snap if I rode it they way I did, but I went ahead and did it anyway. and it broke!! utter sh1t3!!

anybody who buys Orange is stupid and dribbles on themselves

Using that logic, I know my chocolate teapot isn't really meant to hold boiling water, but if I go ahead and fill it up anyway, it's not my fault if I get scalded?

Might have completely missed your point... :roll:

Stoo61

Mellex...you did....using the art of being a sarcastic basturt, Jesus here has taken inspiration from the XCR Suntour thread, I imagine.

KnightofCydonia

I know. I bought one, left it in the plastic bag for a month & it went rotten. Ridonculous.

djvagabon

I think Stevey Pete might disagree with you on that 1. It was an Orange bike that took him to his first world cup series win. I usedto have an Orange Evo and loved it. I abselutely hammered that bike and it never gave me any problems.
I snapped a cannondale 3 series frame. Does that mean all Cannondales are utter shit?

zero303

Irony detectors set to stun!

realnumber 1

lol.

dave_hill

Jesus_Christ wrote:

I had an orange and the rear triangle snapped!! I knew it would snap if I rode it they way I did, but I went ahead and did it anyway. and it broke!! utter sh1t3!!

anybody who buys Orange is stupid and dribbles on themselves

Bet you didn't say that to Lazarus did you?? Oh, not just raise him from the dead why don't you and act like nothing happened :roll:

grantway

Are you telling us your a Prat but you knew that anyway

Or have I missed the point?

Banned!

dave_hill wrote:

Bet you didn't say that to Lazarus did you?? Oh, not just raise him from the dead why don't you and act like nothing happened :roll:

The Continuing Adventures of Stick Jesus

robinta

I dont know if we`re advanced enough for this :shock:

docker0141

Jesus_Christ wrote:

anybody who buys Orange is stupid and dribbles on themselves

thanks for that.... i need to go dry my top now

Banned!

let me dry it for you. I know Ive got a flamethrower around here somewhere....

Thewaylander

couldn't agree more but not gonna say who with lol

dave_hill

Jesus_Christ wrote:

anybody who buys Orange is stupid and dribbles on themselves

And? Your point being?

xtreem

Never buy a space ship.
It will be destroyed by aliens.

[b]KnightofCydonia[/b] wrote:

I know. I bought one, left it in the plastic bag for a month & it went rotten. Ridonculous.

Rofl.

stumpyjon

I think he's fairly pointless :roll:

pilsburypie

Dear oh dear!

Don't buy a bike. They are sh1t. I knew the frame and wheel would buckle if I drove it through a height restricted car park on my roor rack. The whole thing is knackered. Utter sh1t.

grantway

To be honest I like his Humour

hucking_fell

Jesus_Christ wrote:

anybody who buys Orange is stupid and dribbles on themselves

gettricky

zero303 wrote:

Irony detectors set to stun!

LOL. I might borrow that turn of phrase!

jamieh5463

Remember what you said to me about the suntour forks
"a labrador bit me so all labradors are evil biters" it doesnt mean all orange bikes are crap

canada16

300 odd posts in 2 weeks?

I dont know a lot, and I think I only have 700 odd in almost 2 years.

Banned!

jamieh5463 wrote:

Remember what you said to me about the suntour forks
"a labrador bit me so all labradors are evil biters" it doesnt mean all orange bikes are crap

yes jamie. I know. i started this thread to make fun of you.

jamieh5463

i dont see how thts making fun of me because
1. ALL suntour forks are low quality (except maybe the top of the range one, but i have no experience of them)
2.I did not ride the forks deliberately to break them they broke from BASIC use

zero303

I can't believe nobody's slipped on the Irony in here...

redvee

Braeburn Apples for me, no oranges.

mellex

zero303 wrote:

I can't believe nobody's slipped on the Irony in here...

My bad :oops:

Stoo61

Anyone fancy a game of Guess Who?

GT Destroyer

You know what, my Crush is crap, I agree with you JC. I think I'll sell it and get myself a Shockwave.

Its heavy, it breaks all the time, and it bites me, I have big orange peel scars all over my legs, its out of control. A bit like you.

darren636

orange suck!