Do emails get better than this?

Sewinman
Sewinman Posts: 2,131
edited January 2009 in Commuting chat
Sorry, this is a pretty gloating post, but do emails get better than this. From my Dad to my sisters and I...!

"Hi,

I am thinking of taking you three guys for a week’s safari to the Mara in Kenya in early June. On me.



Let me know if you are interested.



Dad x"

Comments

  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
    "Hi dad,

    Very generous, but I'd like the money instead to buy a new Colnago,

    Yours,

    Sewinman"
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Just a week - skinflint.....;-)
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    Sewinman wrote:
    Sorry, this is a pretty gloating post, but do emails get better than this. From my Dad to my sisters and I...!

    "Hi,

    I am thinking of taking you three guys for a week’s safari to the Mara in Kenya in early June. On me.



    Let me know if you are interested.



    Dad x"



    Hi,


    further to the earlier email, I have decided to take you on safari and before then on a trip to the tour down Under and a round the world crusie.

    To fund this i'm not taking your sisters on safari


    Dad x
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    How about:

    ""Hi,

    Oh, I have also decided not to come and to send you off on you own with a pink lycra clad goddess.


    Let me know if you are interested.



    Dad x""

    :lol::wink:
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Yeah, they get loads better than that.

    I get ones from people in various parts of Africa who want me to look after huge amounts of money for them because of some death/political upheaval/death/nonsense that's far too boring to read.

    I mean, this is like TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

    How lucky am I? :wink:
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    .... and I got one today offering me 10% off in the Boden sale.

    Honestly Sewinman - it's not THAT impressive :wink:
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    My wife is the lucky one - my emails promise that she's guaranteed complete enjoy in all respects of love life with maximum satisfied yes please click here for more. Not only that, but my financial security is also guaranteed, and so is my exposure to viruses and trojans. Email is awesome in the way it enriches an otherwise empty life.

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