Who wants to work on another comedy song?

iainf72

This time I've gone for Lance doing Amy Winehouse "Rehab"

But I'm struggling after first bit....

Catlin tried to take my urine to the lab
I said no, no, no
Yes I've been fat but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if the UCI thinks I'm fine
Just try to make me wee for the lab
I won't go, go, go

Anyone? Where's that Irish poet?

Arkibal

:?:

you declared that you'd stop posting here when LA announced his comeback, yet you post foolish topics like this?

You can do better Iain!

iainf72

Arkibal wrote:

:?:

You can do better Iain!

I know, it was a weak attempt

moray_gub

iainf72 wrote:

This time I've gone for Lance doing Amy Winehouse "Rehab"

But I'm struggling after first bit....

Catlin tried to take my urine to the lab
I said no, no, no
Yes I've been fat but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if the UCI thinks I'm fine
Just try to make me wee for the lab
I won't go, go, go

Anyone? Where's that Irish poet?

Iain have you been on the sauce ?

MG

LangerDan

You rang?......


Cos you know I've got to race
In France for nineteen days
And there's nothing
There's nothing you can give me
That I can't hide from W-A-D-A

I didn't get a lot in class
But I know I don't pee in a shot glass

Then they tried to make me go to Damsgaard but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I wear black and now I've come back it's no, no show
I ain't got the time and Ferrari thinks I'm fine
They've tried to make me go to Controle but I won't go go go

Prudhomme said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my cadence
so I always keep a bottle near'

He said 'If you think you're depressed,
you won't race if theres no test!"

They all said it is a mid-life crisis but I said 'no, no, no'
Now that i'm here, my really big fear is I'm slow, slow slow
I ain't got much time and I'm on the start line
So Bruyneel tied my bike to Berties and shouted "go, go, go"

timoid.

For once we agree MG. I think the Glenfiddich may have been raided...

dave_1

Arkibal wrote:

:?:

you declared that you'd stop posting here when LA announced his comeback, yet you post foolish topics like this?

You can do better Iain!

no, Iain's postng is rather funny...and the serious point is-when will the caitlin testing start Mr Lance Armstrong?

I bet lemond is having a laugh now as caitlin has been used it would appear

iainf72

LangerDan - Awesome, as usual!

Thanks fans!

moray_gub

Dave_1 wrote:

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no, Iain's postng is rather funny...
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Dave obviously your definition of funny and mine are a miillion miles apart .That was shite pure and simple.............sorry Iain but it was !


MG

blazing_saddles

So, why bother commenting upon it?

Would have thought that no show and EPO was a marriage made in forum heaven.
Won't give my flow to the ASO.....

Doris Day anyone?

When I was a little domestique
I asked my leader, what will I be
Will I be juicy, will I get stitched
Here's what he said to me.

Chorus

Que Cera, Cera,
Whoever will pee, not me
No future transparency
Que Cera, Cera
Who will pee, not me.

Nothing personal, here. Just a laugh.
I never used The Unmentionable Ego's name.

moray_gub

Blazing Saddles wrote:

So, why bother commenting upon it?

Well two things firstly as was said previously Iain went to great lenghths to infom everybody he wasnt going to post again after LA announced his comeback now he posts more than almost anyone about LA and makes up crappy songs (as he is free to do of course) so worth commenting upon .............secondly because i wanted to if thats ok with you like ?



MG

pottssteve

We're trying to ignore Lance Armstrong,
Iain said, "No, No,No",
Now he's come back, to stab in the back,
Say, "No, No, No".

I ain't got the time,
To make up another rhyme,
I've got a life outside Bikeradar,
So I gotta go, go,go...

iainf72

pottssteve wrote:

We're trying to ignore Lance Armstrong,
Iain said, "No, No,No",
Now he's come back, to stab in the back,
Say, "No, No, No".

Brilliant.

I'm confused now. Does LA want to be my friend or smack me in the mouth?

I don't think it is a bad thing necessarily but these days there are a lot of people with access to microphones and blogs, but quite frankly doesn't it make the story better?" Armstrong said.

"You don't want everybody sitting around and saying you're the greatest and you're a good guy and worthy and we support you.

"You always have to have someone sitting in the corner going 'Hey, I don't like ya, I don't believe it'. To me it kind of makes it more exciting even if you want to reach over and let them know how you feel."