The Urge

Mattbot2
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I used to every day but not so much anymore
Probably as i havnt had a good ride for ages as the last few have gone wrong in some way, bits breaking, crashes, crap weather, totaly unfit.
But after spending £200 on new stuff i ruddy well hope to have a good time on sunday!
Dave0 -
I do quite often except for today we had no heating in the office and if it was that cold inside I don't think a ride was really on the cards!"The problem was, I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut"
Demoted to commuting duty
Orange Crush!0 -
Yep, ironically it happens more the more I ride :?It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
I've bought a new bike....ouch - result
Can I buy a new bike?...No - no result0 -
Yep, at the moment every day around middle morning, and every weekend
But I can't0 -
Some say that people have died from this condition and that those who are infected constantly think about bikes, this condition is known as "Human Bike Addiction Disorder" or "HBAD" for short.0
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Mattbot2 wrote:Hey,
Went for my first proper ride on Friday as some of you may know. And since then, I keep getting sudden urges to go riding again, during school / whatever I'm doing. Do you get that?
try having a blast of a ride then having to think about it all day at 6th form/work the next day
:shock: ive even been know to take an offride route back home from work after having the urge :roll:0 -
gcwebbyuk wrote:Is there a cure?
Currently there is no known cure, "HBAD" is a bacterial infection that infects the user through the saddle of an infected bike; it is known that comfier saddles on more upmarket bikes contain a stronger version of the bacteria.0 -
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damn - so did I catch it through my new SDG Bel Air - or my old Specialized XC saddle?0
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Different strains of the virus can be caught from different manufacturers!
"HBAD.SDG" or "HBAD.Spesh" are two different strains, I have recently caught "HBAD.Selle-Italia"0 -
Ouch sounds worse!
HBAD.Spesh could be caught from my pre-infected saddle currently in the for sale section....0 -
Obviously my Charge has been Spooning HBAD up my ...Northwind wrote: It's like I covered it in superglue and rode it through ebay.0
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:shock: is there a increased risk if the saddle decides to take your anal virginity :oops: i wont go into the painful details but it hurt :shock:
looks like i have the selle-italia strand then0 -
I have been with several partners I am afraid - so am a bit of a saddle-whore :oops:
Giant/Spesh/SDG/Charge/Selle-Italia-Saracen-Kona :oops:0 -
my saddle is lumpy and ugly :twisted:0
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docker0141 wrote:my saddle is lumpy and ugly :twisted:
you might want to get that checked out :roll: the saddle section at CRC will soon get your 'area' nice again 8)
sharing saddles can also lead to STI's (saddle transmitted infections)0