How to have the lights nearlly always green for you.

rhext

When using a toaster to dry your socks following a wet winter ride, always make sure the browning control is set as low as possible. Site the toaster away from any inflammable fixtures.

Clever Pun

Greg T wrote:

Keep your household cleaning materials close to hand and easy to find - My wife keeps hers under the sink.

fixed that for you.. phew that was close

redvee

When throwing your yoghurt pot in the bin after tea make sure you've got hold of the spoon securely :oops:

always_tyred

rhext wrote:

When using a toaster to dry your socks following a wet winter ride, always make sure the browning control is set as low as possible. Site the toaster away from any inflammable fixtures.

To paraphrase the Simpsons - "that will be okay - it says that they are INflammable"

DiggingDeeper

What if.......................

I use AT mode on the computer so me clock stops if I stop. If I dawdle up to the lights like you suggest my time is shot to hell.

If you can come up with a method of hitting the lights on green every time without losing speed then that one is going to be a winner

Me, I bomb up to the lights, pulla stoppie, track stand, then wheel spin away (well not quite but you get the picture)

Any thoughts?

AndyOgy

Don't waste money on expensive first class stamps.

Simply buy second class stamps and post your letters a few days earlier.

YOU MADE ME INTO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr_Cellophane

Get a job as a courier then you won't care what colour the lights are. 8)

DiggingDeeper

Mr_Cellophane wrote:

Get a job as a courier then you won't care what colour the lights are. 8)

I think you have answered my question