Bike porn

shin0r

We haven't had a bike porn thread for a while. Here's my 5, sparkling clean after a muddy ride at Afan this morning. Show us what you got; the blingier the better.

Tank-slapper

Nice pink toaster

kingderham

Nice dulit toaster and coffe machine

shin0r

Thank you, the toaster can toast two or four slices of bread at once, and has a handy removable crumb tray. The coffee machine will produce up to 8 medium-sized cups of fresh hot coffee and has a contemporary stainless steel finish. Both items come with a fitted plug for extra convenience. Just out of shot is a kettle, which is ideal for boiling water for any number of tasty hot beverages such as tea or bovril.

kingderham

Yes both very handy items to own, especially after a long ride 8)

salsarider79

So its not just me that rides themselves into the ground, goes home and toasts about 1/2 loaf of bread (4 slices at a time ) and drinks several coffees to warm up?

So maybe I'm not so wierd for riding a 29er either then... oh :oops:

New 29er: http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/2260625/
My Old 26er: http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1592854/

shin0r

That 29er looks stunning!

Anonymous

the five looks ace and must be the only colour for one surely

heres my fave of the moment


07 stumpy fsr elite
fox talas
thomson elite stem and post
ritchey wcs bars
juicy 7 brakes
xtr shifters and rear mech
xt cranks
welgo mg1 pedals
crossride wheels
sdg ti fly saddle
hope headset and seat clamp
xt cassette
specialized the captain sworks tyres and joes no flats strips.

Yukon Lad

nice bike, always liked specialized but love the look of that enduro you've got

Yukon Lad

Anonymous

cheers yukon, yeah, the enduro is ace looking in my humble opinion and is pretty much standard (only changed the saddle, post, seat clamp and headset)

ive changed pretty much everything on the stumpy except for the brakes, mechs and suspension. the bike has cost less than 1400 quid and is pretty much top notch. i cant think o what else i could get for the money with the same spec or ride.

P-Jay

Well.............. Never one to not show off my pride and joy (and pretty the only thing I own of any value in the world).



Here's my Shocker, back in Spring when it was shiney and new. It's got a Raceface Post, White Spoon seat and white charge grips now.

Anonymous

thats an ace looking bike, i always think dh bikes are the best looking, just wish i had the balls and local terrain to justify owning one.

P-Jay

sheepsteeth wrote:

thats an ace looking bike, i always think dh bikes are the best looking, just wish i had the balls and local terrain to justify owning one.

Cheers Mate, it's the closest thing I have to a GF at the mo, it's lucky it's wipe clean - I'm kidding.

Yeah it's proper handy living so close to Cwmcarn and such.

batch78

All very nice bouncyness, if your that way inclined, but back on topic!

Whats that microwave shying away out of shot?

gbrnole

Heres my porn!

Heres the big hitter:



Can't forget the lovely lady:

snotty badger

Porns always better when it a bit dirty don't ya think?!-




Then you have to hose them down too-



Its just standard at the minute- just seeing if/what needs changing. And I'll have to decide what colour bling would suit best :?

Anonymous

that ibis is gorgeous, very jealous

saltyman

heres my other half :twisted:





my FSR stumpjumper S-Works carbon............

Swiftacular

About as bling as my bikes get, will look even better when those RF Next SL gold detailed cranks come along.

grumsta

Does this count :P

heathy_76

snotty badger wrote:

Porns always better when it a bit dirty don't ya think?!-




Then you have to hose them down too-



Its just standard at the minute- just seeing if/what needs changing. And I'll have to decide what colour bling would suit best :?

How do you like your pitch?
What's the weight like?
Thinking of getting one but I'm still deciding about the colour!

schmako

Sadly not extreme porn, but average!

John Moore

Although most of their bikes are ok Specialized don't do Bike Porn.[full stop]

buzz1

John Moore wrote:

Although most of their bikes are ok Specialized don't do Bike Porn.[full stop]

I beg to differ....I think mine's pretty horny

John Moore

I rest my case

John Moore

I rest my case

stevieboy

May not be everyone's idea of porn, but can't beat a nice stiff ride

Stoo61

Swiftacular wrote:

About as bling as my bikes get, will look even better when those RF Next SL gold detailed cranks come along.

OOH I like it! :shock:

saltyman

John Moore wrote:

Although most of their bikes are ok Specialized don't do Bike Porn.[full stop]

only the carbon s-works get me worked up, thats why i had to have one!

scale20

My new addition ready for 2009!

Rich9

some bloody nice bikes on show. Makes mine seem like an underwear catalogue rather than porn!