Is this description accurate?

Uncle Peter
Uncle Peter Posts: 324
edited January 2009 in The Crudcatcher
Just found this on possibly the best website ever...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mountain_biking

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Mmm do i spot a Picture of Tama smoking a sausage?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • missmarple
    missmarple Posts: 1,980
    This seems pretty accurate:
    Every time a woman mountain bikes, God huffs a kitten.

    8)
  • Papa Smurf
    Papa Smurf Posts: 776
    Pure brilliance!
    Specialised Hardrock
    Gt I-Drive XCR5
  • breezer
    breezer Posts: 1,225
    LOL

    and if you follow the huffing kittens link, WTF are this lot on about!

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Huffing_kittens
  • breezer
    breezer Posts: 1,225
    That is simply the best website ever

    Bit on bikes http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bike

    "Mating Proccess

    Bicycles are the hardest animal in the world to sex. Because to the human eye every bicycle is the same. But, it was discovered by a John Dakin that the density of oil that passes through the frame of the male bicycle is more dense that that of the female bicycle. The actual mating stage is very clever. The male bicycle slowly moves up next to the female and exchanges air from his tyres into the females tyres. How to check if one of your bicycles has mated recently: Check the flatness of the tyres on all your bicycles. If one tyre or more is slightly deflated it means that the bicycle has mated in the last 5 Day"

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