SPOTY: Chris hoy's thighs

popette
popette Posts: 2,089
edited December 2008 in The bottom bracket
surely his thighs are the sports personality of the year? I hope he wears a kilt and that his thighs are given the attention that they deserve. You know those little "amusing" sections they do with various sports men and women, like beth tweddle doing her demo on the bars etc etc- well for Chris Hoy, perhaps they could trap a member of the audience between his thighs and see if they can get out? I would volunteer. I think it would take me a long time to escape. :lol:

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  • Such a challenge wouldnt be suitable for a man to accept. If you were to challenge me to escape from VP's thighs before you escaped from Hoy's now that would be acceptable. I would envisage awakening from hibernation in late Spring, VP may have tried to prise me out before then though :(
  • I think this should stop now...
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,737
    Such a challenge wouldnt be suitable for a man to accept. If you were to challenge me to escape from VP's thighs before you escaped from Hoy's now that would be acceptable. I would envisage awakening from hibernation in late Spring, VP may have tried to prise me out before then though :(

    IT would more be a competition of who could stay between VP's thighs you mean....
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  • claash
    claash Posts: 145
    Rob you are a spoil sport!!! :evil:

    Popette: What a fantastic idea. I am all hot under the collar just thinking about it. :oops: I would give anything just to be close to those thighs :lol:
    I'll fight you for the chance!! :lol:
  • popette
    popette Posts: 2,089
    what about a relay type event with the team sprinters? kind of like the gauntlet on gladiators where you would escape from Jamie Staff's thighs, then Jason Kenny (he looks a bit young though) and then the grand finale, Chris Hoy. Actually, I think I prefer Jamie Staff - his thighs are just jaw droppingly ENORMOUS - claash, we could do a competition - you can try to escape from Hoy and me from Staff. That would be ace! he he he

    perhaps this could be an event at the bikeradar sportive rob???

    As you know, I am a happily married lady, I am only interested in this for purely scientific purposes? Is it actually possible to escape from their thighs????? :wink::wink::lol:
  • claash
    claash Posts: 145
    Popette: Now that sounds like perfect heaven to me!! I am sure trying to escape would be a futile exercise, and at some stage I would have to give in and let you win!! :lol:

    And of course if GraemeT is trawling the forum today :shock: : Sweetie I am with Popette on this one: it is purely research (not sure what I am researching....... but hey I will sacrifice myself in the name of science!!) :lol:
  • ddraver wrote:
    Such a challenge wouldnt be suitable for a man to accept. If you were to challenge me to escape from VP's thighs before you escaped from Hoy's now that would be acceptable. I would envisage awakening from hibernation in late Spring, VP may have tried to prise me out before then though :(

    IT would more be a competition of who could stay between VP's thighs you mean....

    Yes, obviously :lol:
  • micken
    micken Posts: 275
    popette's still got the hots then after her comment in another thread.

    "my front bum WAS ON FIRE!!!!!!!! "

    :lol:
  • I think a photo would really help out here : )

    http://fosta.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452a50369e200e55410ce7a8834-800wi

    For those of you that way inclined, Tom Platz has the best (artificial) legs ever (I know he is not a cyclist but it is pretty unbelieveable)
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  • claash
    claash Posts: 145
    Oh frenchfighter....... What a tease! :wink:
    But that has made my day! :lol:

    (Tom Platz....... nah no good I am afraid! )
  • GraemeT
    GraemeT Posts: 155



    Posted Thu Dec 4, 2008 2:48 pm
    Popette: Now that sounds like perfect heaven to me!! I am sure trying to escape would be a futile exercise, and at some stage I would have to give in and let you win!!

    And of course if GraemeT is trawling the forum today : Sweetie I am with Popette on this one: it is purely research (not sure what I am researching....... but hey I will sacrifice myself in the name of science!!)


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  • claash
    claash Posts: 145
    Wow that stopped this thread in its tracks!! :roll:

    Hey Popette can you tell me how the guys manage to keep GILS going forever and a day and we manage a measely 11 (now 12) posts: Where are the girls (and guys) out there who are fans of C. Hoys legs/bod??
    :wink:
  • I think a photo would really help out here : )

    http://fosta.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452a50369e200e55410ce7a8834-800wi

    For those of you that way inclined, Tom Platz has the best (artificial) legs ever (I know he is not a cyclist but it is pretty unbelieveable)


    Jesus h christ, what does he do? Must be a nightmare finding trousers :shock:
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    I think a photo would really help out here : )

    http://fosta.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452a50369e200e55410ce7a8834-800wi

    For those of you that way inclined, Tom Platz has the best (artificial) legs ever (I know he is not a cyclist but it is pretty unbelieveable)


    Jesus h christ, what does he do? Must be a nightmare finding trousers :shock:

    I think thats from bracing himself - he appears to have a gunsight on his bits from that photo. :lol:

    As for VP, if you had a tongue like Gene Simmons... ahem...
  • Red Rock
    Red Rock Posts: 517
    downfader wrote:
    I think a photo would really help out here : )

    http://fosta.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452a50369e200e55410ce7a8834-800wi

    For those of you that way inclined, Tom Platz has the best (artificial) legs ever (I know he is not a cyclist but it is pretty unbelieveable)


    Jesus h christ, what does he do? Must be a nightmare finding trousers :shock:

    I think thats from bracing himself - he appears to have a gunsight on his bits from that photo. :lol:

    As for VP, if you had a tongue like Gene Simmons... ahem...

    You where looking at his bits :shock: :?

    :lol: