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andrewgturnbullandrewgturnbull Posts: 3,861
edited November 2008 in Pro race
Hi folks.

Just when you thought the tone couldn't go any lower, we turn to American Football, and.... Fake Penises:

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sp ... ne_to_jail

Cheers, Andy

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  • knedlickyknedlicky Posts: 3,097
    What do you expect ... the Americans make poor remakes of European pop records, they make yet poorer remakes of Europeans films. Even if they now make an albeit better remake of Michel Pollentier, it's still bound to fail when attempted to apply to a Michele.
  • SpaceJunkSpaceJunk Posts: 1,157
    I'd like to see that stuffed down the front of some Lycra.

    Guess the rider could just explain it's a pair of socks downstairs; in case the drug authorities ask.

    Or could it be a case of Ace Ventura - where a bit of double-sided tape will be needed to make things look normal??

    Hint to drug testers: if a rider completes a whole 6 hour stage dancing on the pedals, not sitting down, then you can rightly expect to find some creativity and 3M tape in the knicks.
  • Monty DogMonty Dog Posts: 20,614
    Does this mean the end of Viagra to enhance your sporting performance?
    Make mine an Italian, with Campagnolo on the side..
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