Ever feel like you've just been sh*t on?

Cantdosleepy

I was stopped at the Great Eastern Street / Shoreditch hight Street junction in East London this morning, on my way to work in all my hi-vis finery. Trying to massage some life into my chilly hands, I grabbed the knee of my right trouserleg. And came away with a handful of pigeon excrement. Cheers, you angel of the sky.

Anyone else been pooped on by one of those mischievous birds?

woodyonthebeach

I have. Was not pleasant. Hit me square in the centre of my helmet.

ansbaradigeidfran

I caught something from an airborne messenger yesterday, but it was just a glancing blow, and actually dripped off before I came to a stop. Bomber command were slacking off, obviously.

BUICK

Right in the centre of the forehead whilst engaged in an all out sprint. I thought I'd been shot..

On the bright side, I was wearing an Altura headband so I only felt the impact - and had it hit a couple of inches lower I'm fairly sure I was at the 'gasping' stage towards the end of the sprint...

Sewinman

I got gobbed on the other day...massive footballer gob sized globule.